1. Guests always comment on the nice breezes going through your home...but your windows and doors are all shut. http://www.greenhomeguide.com/index.php/knowhow/entry/974/C236
2. Your monthly visits to the allergist are starting to cost about as much as your mortgage payment. http://www.earthcrafthouse.com/documents/abn/abnjuly07.pdf or http://www.greenhome.com/info/articles/fighting_allergies/5/
3. No, the previous homeowner did not sponge paint your bathroom in brown - that's mold silly. http://planetgreen.discovery.com/home-garden/fix-leaks-fight-mold.html
4. The office coffee is pretty bad, but you had to stop your morning trips to Starbucks so you could afford to pay your electric bill. http://planetgreen.discovery.com/go-green/green-electricity/green-electricity-top-tips.html
5. You decide to have a home inspection before you put your home on the market (good idea) but during the radon testing, the inspector darts out of your house without giving you an invoice. http://www.epa.gov/radon/pubs/hmbyguid.html
6. You just spoke to your neighbor and your recent water bill is about the same - nice, but they just filled their pool last month. http://green.yahoo.com/blog/amorylovins/33/low-cost-ways-to-conserve-water-at-home.html
7. Even the White House is doing it! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29944122/
8. You've calculated that your carbon footprint alone is bigger than that of the First Family living in the White House. http://www.nature.org/initiatives/climatechange/calculator
9. You can't take a hot shower while your dishwasher is running. http://www.thedailygreen.com/going-green/tips/tankless-water-heaters-460225
10. It will help you feel better about the future! http://www.charityguide.org/volunteer/fifteen/greenhouse-effect.htm
More Useful Links:
The 10 easiest ways to green your home:
http://realestate.msn.com/article.aspx?cp-documentid=13107876
How to go green home buying:
http://planetgreen.discovery.com/go-green/home-buying
Green Home Environmental Store:
http://www.greenhome.com/
EarthCraft House certification:
http://www.earthcrafthouse.com/About/criteria.htm
Hi Kim,
Pretty funny. But unfortunately, too true for some folks. I haven't done enough to 'green up' my home yet, but am working on it. Thanks for the post.