
....names.
Occasionally, after I do an inspection on a property for a Buyer, I'll get a pleasant call from the Seller who needs to let off some steam, needs to rant and rave for a little while, and just needs a shoulder to cry on for about thirty minutes.
I'm that guy!
Why?
Because I like to keep up on the current state of the English language, particularly four-letter words, epithets, and names that probably are not on the list of top names for today's newborn babies.
Just because I'll listen to you let off some steam, and rant and rave, and provide a shoulder for you to cry on for thirty minutes does not mean that I'll change my report to help you "move this forward" because the property "has been on the market for six months."
Actually, in light of what the market has been, I think six months on the market is pretty good. You done well! Congratulations!
Now I would recommend -- and you're free to ignore my recommendations just like my Clients are -- getting to work with your Seller and your Buyer and spending at least thirty minutes with them trying to find a common ground.
I'd be willing to bet that if you're as good a Realtor as you say you are, with as much experience as you say you have, you'll be able to do it. Of course, if you need some help understanding anything that I've stated in the home inspection report, you should still feel free to call me. And if you find anytime in the future that you need to let off some steam again, or rant and rave again, or need a shoulder to cry on again, well, by all means, feel free to call me again.
I answer my phone 24/7, so you know that you can always ready me.
Good luck working with your Buyers and moving forward with your sale. I'll be rootin' for ya!
I would suggest keeping your names book secret, though, while working with your Buyers. They might not like some of the names you've chosen for them or me.
Let's see, the inspector is the expert, I am not. If I want to find the highest and best use of my time that goes to the negotiating side - not crying and whining on the inspector's shoulder!