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Funny Friday's: Social Networking by HelpfulHannah

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Real Estate Agent with HomeStarr Realty RS143922A

Someone from Delaire Landing Condo's Emailed this to me and asked me to post this his name is Arnie

Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer 'yes.'

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work. I didn't mean to 'click..'
But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site.
That I got SO way into it.
I was into it all night.

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess....
While I sit here on my hiney. author unknown 

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Michael A. Caruso
Surterre Properties - Laguna Niguel, CA

Hi Hannah,

What a great funny for Friday!

I hope you have a great weekend!

Please remember me if you learn of anyone moving to "The OC" and I'll be sure to do the same!

Michael

949.753.7900

May 29, 2009 06:40 AM
Robert Hammerstein
Christie's International Real Estate - Hillsdale, NJ
Bergen County NJ Real Estate

Hannah - Very Cute Poem and have a great Weekend! Your friend up in Northern NJ

May 29, 2009 06:49 AM
Ann Allen Hoover
RE/MAX Advantage South - Hoover, AL
CDPE SRES ASP e-PRO Realtor - Homes for Sale - AL

Hi Hannah!  That sounds awfully familiar!  Very cute and I hope you have a great weekend. :)

May 29, 2009 07:03 AM
Rob Sneddon
Keller Williams Realty, St Pete - Saint Petersburg, FL

Nice Poem Hannah I remember Delaire Landing very well from my Phila days now I'm in Orlando Florida send any referrals wanting to relocate. Have a great weekend.

May 29, 2009 07:26 AM
Judy Schneider
eXp Realty - Bellingham, WA

Hi Hannah,

I realy like it. My friends also live in it. Thank You for the smile!!

May 29, 2009 08:00 AM
Mary Yonkers
Alan Kells School of Real Estate/Howard Hanna Real Estate - Erie, PA
Erie/PA Real Estate Instructor

Hannah--Oh, I love the graphic.  My husband would concur with this poet--about me that is.  Good to see you here again.  Mary

May 29, 2009 08:17 AM
Susan Mangigian
RE/MAX Preferred - West Chester, PA
Chester & Delaware County Homes, Delaware and Ches

And I thought I was all alone with a messy house and tons of friends online!

May 29, 2009 08:28 AM
Hannah Williams
HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA
Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

Michael..Always good for a smile..I will not forget you ..or you me..great to see you..thanks

BOB..  Cute I do love my computer ..and Delaire..and my friends on-line and off..great to see you! thanks

hello Ann..always nice to see you..working all weekend and that is a wonderful thing..thank you

ROB..My family is in Fort Lauderdale and Delray beach my Days here may be numbered...

Judy...I was looking for you ...and here you are ! thanks for stopping by

MARY.. Always nice to see you too! I can always count on you to maktweet thise me feel special..thank you

HelpfulHannah your friend in Philadelphia

May 29, 2009 09:25 AM
Hannah Williams
HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA
Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

SUSAN..It was so wonderful to meet you at REBar Camp.You are a very special person and I hope to get to see you again soon...Looking forward to it smilethank you

HelpfulHannah your friend in Philadelphiatweep it

May 29, 2009 09:32 AM
Tony Orefice
NorthGroup Real Estate/www.TonyORealtor.com - Concord, NC
Realtor- Cabarrus County, NC

Hi Hannah, very cute! Sounds like me at times. Too many times!

May 29, 2009 09:36 AM
Patricia Kennedy
RLAH@properties - Washington, DC
Home in the Capital

OK, Hannah!  Now I understand why my house is such a wreck!  I do, however, have a very clean mouse!  And no, I didn't write the poem!

May 29, 2009 09:57 AM
Laura Cerrano
Feng Shui Manhattan Long Island - Locust Valley, NY
Certified Feng Shui Expert, Speaker & Researcher

Hannah, That's adorable!   I have been truly cleaning my house, though and I have to say it feels so GOOD!  But I am always drawn back to the computer :)

May 29, 2009 11:27 AM
Hannah Williams
HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA
Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

Tony..It is me to a tee..I have been very bad lately ..mostly clutter ..Thanks

Pat..I think you are fooling with me...LOL.. Last week I took a whole day and made my place sparkle..now it is a mess again..Thanks

Carole ..You are right I do feel better whetweetn everything looks great..hard to keep up..Thanks

HelpfulHannah your friend in Philadelphia

May 29, 2009 01:09 PM
Kathleen Frawley
Keller Williams 916 730-4404 Elk Grove, Wilton, Folsom, Sacramento - Wilton, CA
South County Sacramento, 916 730 4404

Hannah, thanks for the giggle.  Frontier Internet was down all over California yesterday....I felt completely lost, and I got a lot done!

May 29, 2009 02:11 PM
Elizabeth Bolton
RE/MAX Destiny Real Estate Cambridge, MA - Cambridge, MA
Cambridge MA Realtor

Hi Hannah ~ Love it!  Hits *really* close to home believe me.

Liz

May 29, 2009 03:44 PM
Hannah Williams
HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA
Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

Kathleen..I hear you..I am going to have to stop this..it is really taking up too much of my time..right and give up all my wonderful activerain friends..I don't think so..thank you

Liz....I believe you..I am Home..I am going to have to time myself..I am glad I am not the only one..thanks

tweetHelpfulHannah your friend in Philadelphia

May 29, 2009 03:55 PM
Anna "Banana" Kruchten
HomeSmart Real Estate - Phoenix, AZ
602-380-4886

Hi Hannah....how fun!  I figured out how to solve the messy house thing years ago.....a house cleaner.  I had one that was with us for years and MAN....what a drag it was without her.  She was the best wife ever!!   I have a new on now and she's good....just not as great as the other one.  The other one LOVED to organize .......my house was so organized it was scaaaaarrryyyyy!

 

Hope you're having a  GREAT weekend!

 

 

May 30, 2009 07:03 AM
Hannah Williams
HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA
Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

Anna ..I loved my house keeper but when business slowed down I had to let her go..Things seem to be picking up again so maybe if it stays this way ..she can come back home..I sure hope so..Great to see you..come back again tweet deckalways good to see you..

HelpfulHannah your friend in Philadelphia

May 30, 2009 01:01 PM
The Somers Team
The Somers Team at KW Philadelphia - Philadelphia, PA
Delivering Real Estate Happiness

Hannah - Very very cute !  Love the poem.  Made me smile !!!  ~ Chris

 

May 31, 2009 01:23 AM
Hannah Williams
HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA
Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

Hi Chris..So good to seetweet this you again..A smile is what I love to bring!! have a great day! Thank you

HelpfulHannah your friend in Philadelphia

May 31, 2009 02:34 AM
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