Another in my series intended to bring humour to the active rain community.

Jokes that are, above all, clean (just in case you want to relate them to a client)

Easy to remember, (recognizing that our Realtor demographic is aging... just a tiny bit...
and memory is the second thing to go... I don't remember what the first thing is).

And they need to be funny... so many of the jokes we hear are NOT funny..

Here we go:

 

If you ever get the sudden urge

to run around naked,

you should spray yourself

with some Windex immediately.....



It'll keep you from streaking.

 

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ALAN MAY, Realtor®
Specializing in Evanston Real Estate and North Shore Real Estate
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Coldwell Banker Residential Real Estate, 2929 Central Street, Evanston, IL 60201
847.425.3779      Cell: 847.924.3313      Email: Almay@aol.com

ALAN MAY, Realtor®
Specializing in Evanston Real Estate and North Shore Real Estate
Coldwell Banker Residential Real Estate, 2929 Central Street, Evanston, IL 60201
847.425.3779      Cell: 847.924.3313      Email: Almay@aol.com
Evanston Real Estate & North Shore Real Estate • Licensed in Illinois

   

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13 Comments on ever get the urge to run around naked??

JUN
01
2009
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Yet another family friendly joke my friend. I'll keep this in mind the next time I get the urge.
3:51pm • #1
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I try to keep 'em "clean" JL.  It ain't always easy.
3:54pm • #2
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Alan, this is the funniest blog I've read all week!   You rock!
5:30pm • #3
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That was hilarious Alan.  Loved it!  Thanks for keepin' em' comin!!  It always get's @ least a smile out of us!
6:51pm • #4
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Patricia - "funniest blog"... that sounds oddly like a "testimonial" to me.

Kristin - If I've made you smile, then my job here is done.
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Alan...

That's pretty cute ... it really is a "clean" joke!
7:53pm • #6
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I do what I can, Richard, to keep you amused.
8:11pm • #7
JUN
02
2009
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Morning Alan, How in the world do remember these? I'm still loving that fabulous family photo with you daughter looking soooo cute!
7:42am • #8
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OUCH!

That one was so bad, it's making my hair hurt!!!
7:49am • #9
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Alan, I am now streak free! Thank you for a good laugh this morning!
7:50am • #10
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Cynthia ... how do I remember, what?

Craig... you know they make creams for that...

Caren... you do appear to be shiney and happy!
8:03am • #11
JUN
09
2009
125,242 Points

Alan, I loved it! I need to copy and paste this joke somewhere else, so I can use it with people around me (can't count on my memory:))
5:15pm • #12
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Joanna - or you could "bookmark" this post.
5:28pm • #13


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