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LOL Friday: Advice for Women

Some good, solid advice to pass along to your mom, daughter, granddaughter, niece, aunt, girlfriend or any woman passing by on the street. They'll thank you for it later!

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

5. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so we can tell them apart.

6. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

7. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

8. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

9. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books.

10. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

Have a great Friday, everyone!

Heather Chavez - Second Self Virtual Assistance: When There Isn't Enough of You to Go Around!

Posted by Heather Chavez, Second Self Virtual Assistance (928) 412-4469 on 06/12/2009 09:19 AM

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33 Comments on LOL Friday: Advice for Women

JUN

Heather,

I love these, very funny and some fairly close to the truth! I Thank you for the giggles! Enjoy your weekend!

Judy

Oh, giggles on a Friday. Love these!

HEY, Thats not fair! OK, maybe it is, because MOST of it is true!!!

Love the Friday laughs. I hate to admit how much I look forward to the Friday jokes on AR...

Happy Fiday!!
Lori

Heather, great Friday fun--even if it is at my expense.

Love it! Thanks for the laughs -- especially liked # 2 & # 6.

LOL- I wonder what the rebuttal will be from the guys! GOOD ONE

The truth IS funny. I can add to number 2: If you catch your husband cheating with another woman, the worst thing you can do to both of them is let her have him...

Hi Heather:

What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you? You made the chain too long.

How is a woman like a laxative? They both irritate the crap out of you.

Woman inspires us to great things...and prevents us from achieving them

What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.

Why do women live longer than men? Because God adds the time that they wasted on parking.

How do you get a woman dizzy? Put her in a circular room and tell her to go to a corner.

A man runs over his wife. Whose fault is it? The man, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.

Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.

Thanks, Judy. You, too.

...well I agree with #7 !!!!!

;o)

I think alot of women can relate, Debra.

The funniest stuff is the stuff that is based in truth, Robert. ;)

Don't ever hate to admit it, Lori. Embrace it. Sometimes, Friday Funnies are the best part of the day.

Don't think of it being at your expense, John. Just nod and smile. :)

My personal favorite, Li, is #7.

Hopefully, they have some good senses of humor, Billie. I know I've read some funny ones from guys about women. Turnabout's fair play and all. ;P

I hope that's not from personal experience, Kathleen. I never understood why a woman would want a man who would cheat on his husband. Not exactly "marriage material", right?

I knew I could count on you for snappy comebacks, Matt. Well done. I laughed out loud at several of those (particularly, the one about the dead wife (don't judge). It's nice to know that I'm my husband's very own Dulcolax (for the record, I had to look up laxatives to get brand names...couldn't think of them off the top of my head).

That one is my favorite, Sheldon. It's also the one I agree with most. But, I have been married to my husband for almost 17 years (with him for almost 20). So...

#5 Ouch that hurts!

You made me laugh out loud at that one, William. :)

Heather...thanks for the laughs.

Heather--- funny very funny--- thanks for the light hearted blog.

JUN

Good one Heather. I will keep this handy for a reminder & pass it on to my daughter. lol

Heather: Here's another one. A Woman without a Man is like a Fish without a Bicycle.

JUN

Hi Heather: Someone had to put up a defense - and you know whatthey say - the best defense is a good offense. - LOL

You're welcome, Rebecca and Jackie.

Monique - You could pass it on to your daughter, your neices, your friend's daughters, your daughter's friends, etc. Basically, it's good advice for any young woman. Anyone older than that probably already knows. :)

I've heard that one before, Karen Anne. It's one of the truer ones for sure.

And you're definitely the offensive one, Matt. LOL ;-P (I keed, I keed)

JUN

Heather I love them! They are great little tidbits of advice for women I especially appreciated number four - about going for the younger guys cause they don't mature anyway. Thanks for sharing.

JUN

Glad I could make you chuckle, Jackie.

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