To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
That if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria  found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
                   Remember:
                    Water = Poop,
                    Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit
.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service. Cheers!

smileys

 
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4 Comments on Wine Vs Water

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I would just like to say thank you for the PSA and I will be doing my best to consume whatever the recommended daily amount of wine I can.

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LOL...always doing my best to help keep you all healthy!

9:02pm • #2
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Emoticons Emoticons Thanks for this valuable information...now, let's go have a drink...I don't like drinking alone!

10:27pm • #3
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LOL....Cris...you and I are tea totallers...so what we gonna drink...lemonade?LOL

7:00am • #4

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