A month ago I wrote about my husband's four-tomato-plant garden.  Since he is a retired seeming-full-time golfer, that's all he had time to do.  I thought he was crazy when he put hair on the tomato plants.  And for you not to think I'm crazy, you have to go back and read that blog.  It's a continued story.

While rummaging around in the garage I opened a strange bag.  The contents?   Hair!  Ugh!

He has announced that the @@#%!@#$ deer are back at his garden!  They've been chewing on his tomato plants again!!  We had peace and calm and what he thought was victory for a month.  Now he discovers that the vicious deer are no longer afraid of his hair trick.

His barber told him that hair loses its strength in smell and oils after it has been in the rain and weather. Therefore he brought home another batch with potent smells and oils.  Another tip was that soap will scare the deer away so now we have a shortage of soap in the house but a lot of it on the four plants.

He has therefore announced that he supposes he could sit out there guarding the tomato plants all night (with his shotgun) and when the deer come to the plants, he'll fire it into the air and scare the living daylights out of them and they won't come back.  He wonders what the neighbors would think, however, so I THINK he has discarded this plan. 

Geeesh.......... Pictures below show the magnificent garden, nibbled plants and you can take your choice of red hair or gray hair.  Blonde may be on the other side and you can also see a bit of soap.   Geeessh!

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18 Comments on Update on golfer's tomato garden and all that HAIR! Add some soap!

JUN
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The stuff we gardeners will do to protaect our tomato plants. Mine have a calcium defeiciency right now. Need milk I suppose.

5:33pm • #1

I keep mine out of deer's reach this way.

Topsy Turvy

6:15pm • #2
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Trey, try milk!  It oughta be as good as human hair!

Don, you have one of those upside down ones.  What happens when it gets so long that you can no longer climb high enough in the tree to raise it?

6:40pm • #3
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Hi Barbara,

what people go thru to raise some tomatoes!!

If your husband shot off his gun, I don't think the deer would be the only ones to have the living daylights scared out of them...namely YOU!

lol

6:48pm • #4
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Barbara - I learn something new about gardening every day.  I have NEVER heard of the hair trick.  Now here is the question - Just how much venison did you say you had stored in your freezer:-)

9:32pm • #5
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Tony, wouldn't it be cheaper to just buy some tomatoes!  We'll do that anyhow because his probably will be a failure.

Myrl, I guess the hair may not work so well.  Venison?  He barely hunts anything but is prepared if he ever has to!  LOL

7:11am • #6
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Wouldn't a simple fence be more practical than hair. I lose my appetite looking at those hair clumps.

7:14am • #7

Dear Dude:   Nice hair but where are the tomatoes?  Maybe you might try watering them occasionally....that ground they are planted in looks mighty dry to me.

Anita

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7:46am • #8
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Barbara:  All I can say is that I sure hope your hubby appreciates you either visiting him in jail, or bailing him out after he shoots off that shotgun at 4AM.  Me... I'd just let him sit there for a day or two... LOL.

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James, it would be amusing if he cut open a tomato, if he ever gets one grown, and found hair!  A fence that is 48" x 48" seems to be going a little too far.

Anita, the ground is dry and he waters occasionally when he thinks about it.  In fact, he may have some sort of irrigation system set up.  There are two or three green tomatoes.  Perhaps I'd better pick them and fry them before they get gone!

Karen Anne, you know that you and I are long lost sisters so I'd do the same thing.  He can sit there for a few days!

9:04am • #10
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Mrs Barbara,

I see why your patience is short having to deal with the psychology of your squirrel hunting, tomato growing retired hubby.

Nutsy

1:54pm • #11
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Nutsy, do you know what he told me??  He said that is squirrel hair.....gathered from the dead squirrels from the last hunting trip!    HA HA  just teasin'.....he is a little bit weird....sssshhhhh

2:19pm • #12
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Your husband is an outright hoot, Barbara. Why doesn't he just put up a fence? Wouldn't that be a whole lot easier?

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9:31am • #13
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Mrs Barbara,

I sentence your husband to immediately change his sense of humor.

Nutsy

11:04am • #14
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Elizabeth, as I told James, a 48" x 48" fence is too small to fool with.  He just needs to grow friends who grow tomatoes!

Aw Nutsy, it was just a little joke.  Squirrel hair is too short to put around tomatoes anyhow. 

2:41pm • #15
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Barbara - I'm with James. I don't know that putting hair around tomatoes is much different or appetizing than using manure for fertilizer.

1:36am • #16
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Carol, when you really think about it manure is pretty distasteful!  Organic though!!

9:27am • #17
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Barbara, I have read your posts on your husband's hobby...growing tomatoes...so funny.  We put our dog's hair around flower beds and bushes to keep the deer away. Put when it rains...we do it again.  Dont think I'd want dog hairs around my tomato plants...

9:23am • #18

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