Hi Mirela,

Well this may be funny in America anywhere outside is not,cause we encounter all kinds of people every day.I feel like I'm ready to turn into one of described above individuals.I'm going to start from the end.

I have a crush on neighbour's dog Chuck.

I bathe only when Association doesn't turn my water off.

I have nothing against women and I think every man should own at least ten,so he would be to tired to get angry.

Fraze about the cave is coming up after I finish the job on mine.

I don't own the cell phone any more since after I had to cover Osama's bills. 

I consider television dangerous cause after watching it I'm ready to kill someone.

This one about Jihad is right too.

What other kinds of vests do we have on market?

I don't eat beacon and use only recycled product to wipe my but off(this one shows how civilized I am)

As far as wives that's the truth here as well but it goes like this you have more wives than your teeth but you show only one.

As far as guns it goes like this I wish I would have my good old AK47 my other vapon they delivered already from USA,I'm just waiting for bullets.

Only this one about beer is not me at all.

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