REALTOR Speak ~ What They Really Mean
A little humor from out friend Gary Woltal. Typically he is very inspirational... this time, very funny. Thought I'd share it with you.
The description in the writeup and what they really mean---
* OLD WORLD CHARM - Has some woodwork, needs cleaning.
* CONTEMPORARY FEELING - Has no woodwork, needs cleaning.
* SECURITY SYSTEM - Neighbor has a dog.
* UPDATED KITCHEN - Sink no longer overflows.
* CONVENIENT - Located on freeway entrance ramp.
* MINT - Someone has spilled mouthwash on the carpet.
* NEUTRAL DECOR - No murals of nudes, or Elvis, but has brown walls.
* MOVE IN CONDITION - Front door missing.
* COZY - No room larger than 9 x 6.
* DELIGHTFUL RURAL LOCATION - In flight path of nuclear bomber base.
* EASILY MAINTAINED - Requires at least two gardeners and live-in maid.
* MUCH SOUGHT AFTER - It's been on the market at least twice before and still no one wants it.
* QUIET, SECLUDED SETTING - On site of a proposed fraternity complex.
* RARE OPPORTUNITY TO BUY - No one else wants it.
* WELL SITUATED - In full view of the neighbors.
* WITHIN EASY DISTANCE OF - Next door to a pub and opposite a sex shop.
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