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Joke of the Day

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Real Living/Home Realty 24642

A classic:

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). 
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a 
teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different 
colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The 
teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the 
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on 
his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did 
not bat an eye in his response...
'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you 
were my son.'
 I'm still laughing.... ..

 

 

 

 

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Nevin Williams
Fairway Independent Mortgage Corporation - Cary, NC
Senior Mortgage Advisor

LMAO!    That was great! I need to hang out with him  LOL

Jun 23, 2009 01:14 PM
Jim Valentine
RE/MAX Realty Affiliates - Gardnerville, NV

Go Dad!  Nothing like a seasoned citizen.  Thanks for the laugh.

Jun 23, 2009 09:06 PM
Bill Lauler
Chase Realty LLC - McLean, VA
Associate Broker,CIPS,CRB,SRES,GRI

excellent it hit that funny bone ..thank you from a broker  in need.

Jun 23, 2009 11:06 PM
Tom Boos
Sine & Monaghan Realtors, Real Living - Grosse Pointe Farms, MI
Providing the very best of service to Sellers and

Thanks for putting a smile on my face this morning.  I enjoy a good joke to get my day started.

Jun 24, 2009 01:19 AM
Gerry Khatchikian
Red Lodge, MT
ASA, TRC, SFR

Connie,

That is hilarious!!!  Thank you for sharing and for the chuckles.

Gerry's AR signature

Jun 24, 2009 10:46 AM
Lee & Pamela St. Peter
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices YSU Realty: (919) 645-2522 - Raleigh, NC
Making Connections to Success in Real Estate

Connie - too bad our Dad's don't live closer!  My Dad is 91 (in October) they would get along great!  Aren't we blessed?  I just wish he and I lived closer.  He's in Tucson.

Jun 26, 2009 03:44 AM
Jen Bowman
Keller Williams on the Water - Holmes Beach, FL
Realtor - Anna Maria Island & Bradenton FL

That is cute! I'll have to try to remember that one!

Jun 28, 2009 11:34 AM
Karen Anne Stone
New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County - Fort Worth, TX
Fort Worth Real Estate

Connie:  This is great.  What a hoot.  I bet your Dad is quite a guy to get to know.  Thanks for bringing a smile to my face today.  Take care...

Jul 03, 2009 05:17 PM
Gary White~Grand Rapids Home Selling Pro Call: 616-821-9375
Flexit Realty "Flexible Home Selling Solutions" - Grand Rapids, MI
Real Estate Services You can Trust!

I laughed out loud when I read that one.  Too funny!  Thanks for sharing.

Jul 05, 2009 10:05 AM
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