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I'm trying to talk to Joan Rivers .....

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Real Estate Agent with COMPASS DRE# 01339266

Joan, can we talk .......?

I’m an independent Real Estate Broker in Los Angeles and have been reading about one of my favorite stars selling up in NY and moving to LA.

Now I’d imagine she either has, or has been referred to a Realtor in Los Angeles – but I’d love the opportunity of assisting her in finding a new property to call home.
Maybe a luxurious new penthouse in Century City or a perhaps an ocean facing condo in Santa Monica?
Whatever her choice, I’d like to represent her.

Please check out my website:
http://www.pennpropertiesla.com

Joan, please call me ......

Stewart Penn

Stewart Penn
Realtor®|Broker
Penn Properties
310.866.1818 direct | 800.566.1318 fax
stewart@pennpropertiesla.com | www.pennpropertiesla.com


Member: California Association of Realtors | Beverly Hills Association of Realtors

Comments(23)

Candice A. Donofrio
Next Wave RE Investments LLC Bullhead City AZ Commercial RE Broker - Fort Mohave, AZ
928-201-4BHC (4242) call/text

HAHAHA @ Ralph . . . this could be a new reality show . . .

Jun 24, 2009 03:32 AM
Ursula Lowther
Keller Williams Realty First Atlanta - Covington, GA

Maybe put an ad in the local paper? :)  I love you go gettim' attitude! Keep it up and you will get there....

I would go ahead and claim Joan as your new client!

Jun 24, 2009 03:36 AM
Dan Callahan
Callahan's Home Inspections - Casper, WY

I believe you can get a message to her through her good friend Donald Trump at 800-IAM-RICH or her plastic surgeon at makemelookridiculous. com

Jun 24, 2009 03:36 AM
COMPASS PALM SPRINGS | Stewart Penn
COMPASS - Palm Springs, CA
COMPASS Palm Springs - Broker Associate

Hello ...... anyone from Joan's office reading this?

Call me .... my line is open (310) 866-1818

Dan - be nice now :)

Jun 24, 2009 03:37 AM
Mark MacKenzie
Phoenix, AZ

Stewart, this is actually a brilliant "ad".

While I don't know if she or her agent will call you, I do think that this is the type of smart marketing that may get you some exposure. :)

Jun 24, 2009 03:52 AM
Jane Wallace
HomeSmart Realty - Denver, CO
CRS | SRES, Denver Real Estate

Stewart,

What you Focus on Expands - Good Luck, She will call soon

Jun 24, 2009 08:52 AM
Shannon Lefevre
John R. Wood Properties - Naples, FL
Shannon Lefevre, PA Your Naples Smart Girl

Why on earth wouldn't you title this blog post, JOAN, Can We Talk?  Don't you remember that was her catch line...she'll admire your loyalty to her comedic brand!

Jun 24, 2009 12:47 PM
Steve Shatsky
Dallas, TX

Hi Stewart... I think that Shannon's title suggestion is right on target!  I hope that you hear from Joan... I love her!

Jun 24, 2009 12:54 PM
Eric Reid
Renaissance Realty Group of Keller Williams Atlanta Partners - Lawrenceville, GA

I have an agent that will sell her listing in NY So how do I get the Great Joan to call you .. maybe this could go Viral ... ohhhh post this to PRAZ blog iste

Jun 24, 2009 12:54 PM
Sonja Patterson
Keller Williams - BV - College Station, TX
Texas Monthly 5-Star Realtor Recipient for the Hou

Shannon,

You took the words out of my mouth. I remember seeing the "CAN WE TALK!!?" ads back in the day when I had time to watch TV!! LOL!!

Tell her you're Sean Penn's brother and you're IN!

Jun 24, 2009 12:56 PM
Cindy Jones
Integrity Real Estate Group - Woodbridge, VA
Pentagon, Fort Belvoir & Quantico Real Estate News

This could top the list of Active Rain success stories if you can make it work :-)

Jun 24, 2009 12:56 PM
Monika Depalo
GAFF'S REFERRAL'S INC. - Port Orange, FL
REAL ESTATE Agent/Stager

You might need to use twitter or it might be easier to contact her daughter Melissa who can talk to her or mail her your info to her jewelry company on home shopping network.

Good luck. If you get it, let me know.

Jun 24, 2009 12:58 PM
COMPASS PALM SPRINGS | Stewart Penn
COMPASS - Palm Springs, CA
COMPASS Palm Springs - Broker Associate

OK fellow ActiveRainers .... I've edited the post:)

I've emailed QVC; I've emailed Melissa; any other ideas....?

Jun 24, 2009 01:18 PM
Ann Heitland
Retired from RE/MAX Peak Properties - Flagstaff, AZ
Retired from Flagstaff Real Estate Sales

Let us know if this works!

Jun 24, 2009 05:06 PM
COMPASS PALM SPRINGS | Stewart Penn
COMPASS - Palm Springs, CA
COMPASS Palm Springs - Broker Associate

Ann - ... it couldn't hurt to try ...!!!

Jun 24, 2009 05:22 PM
Leesa Finley
RED Properties - Wake Forest, NC
RED Properties - Raleigh NC Real Estate

Great job, Stewart!  I'll try and think of a few more suggestions today to get you a little closer.  Great ad, great ideas and I KNOW that you will hear from her!

Jun 24, 2009 10:38 PM
Richard Weeks
Dallas, TX
REALTOR®, Broker

Stewart

I would say call Donald Trump, he probably has her number on speed dial.

Jun 25, 2009 01:32 AM
COMPASS PALM SPRINGS | Stewart Penn
COMPASS - Palm Springs, CA
COMPASS Palm Springs - Broker Associate

Day 2 - and no word from Joan ......

Jun 25, 2009 04:50 AM
Troy Jowers
Pogo Realty, LLC - New Orleans, LA
New Orleans Realtor

We're all rooting for you, Stewart!

Ralph: that's the funniest post in ages!

Jun 28, 2009 02:12 AM
COMPASS PALM SPRINGS | Stewart Penn
COMPASS - Palm Springs, CA
COMPASS Palm Springs - Broker Associate

6/29/09 - Finally, a response from Joan's people .... not the reply I was hoping for, but a reply nevertheless.

So what should my next move be .......?? Ideas, suggestions, comments ......??

Hi Stewart,


Thank you for writing Ms. Rivers. However, at the current time Joan has not started to look at LA homes and has a real estate agent in CA.

Thank you,
Ruthy Costa
Customer Relations
Joan Rivers Worldwide
www.qvc.com/joanrivers
 

Jun 30, 2009 02:38 AM