Golf, what it's all about

> GOLF AND WHAT IT ALL MEANS
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> Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.
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> Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing
> left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins.
> And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks
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> Golf is harder than baseball In golf, you have to
> play your foul balls
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> If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain,
> the snow, even during a hurricane, here's a valuable
> tip: your life is in trouble.
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> Golfers who try to make everything perfect before
> taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot.
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> The term 'mulligan' is really a contraction of the
> phrase 'maul it again.'
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> A 'gimme' can best be defined as an agreement
> between two golfers ...neither of whom can putt very well.
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> An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how
> badly you play; it is always possible to get worse.
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> Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out
> and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss
> every green. The next day you go out and for no
> reason at all you really stink.
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> If your best shots are the practice swing and the
> 'gimme putt', you might wish to reconsider this game.
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> Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.
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> Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too seriously
> it won't work, and both are expensive.
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> The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
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> A bad day of golf is still better than a good day at work.
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> Golf......a pleasant walk spoiled by a little white ball.