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Funny Friday:Who asks HelpfulHannah

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Here is another member of the community emailed this to me so I hope you enjoy this blonde joke in fact I think it was Arnie again.He has a ton of jokes.Thank you Arnie for our adding to our Friday funnie's..I hope I am not offending anyone with ethnic jokes.If we cannot laugh at ourselves who can we laugh at.

THE BLONDE WHOblonde
MARRIED A CATHOLIC

On their honeymoon,
the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation,
crawled into bed, only to find her new Catholic husband had settled down on the
couch.

When she asked him
why he was apparently not going to make love to her,   he replied, 'It's Lent.'

In tears, she  sobbed, 'Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! Who did you
lend it to, and for how long?'

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Lou Ludwig
Ludwig & Associates - Boca Raton, FL
Designations Earned CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC

Hi Hannah

Great story and funny.

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

Jun 26, 2009 03:28 AM
Robert Rauf
CMG Home Loans - Toms River, NJ

Hannah, you can never go wrong with a silly blond joke! Especially when being told by a blond!  We know you secret, you blonds take advantage of the stereotype any chance you get!

Jun 26, 2009 03:42 AM
Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS
Fathom Realty Washington LLC - Tacoma, WA
South Puget Sound Washington Agent/Broker!

Hannah Hannah Hannah,

Cute, cLean and funny, You just set a new standard on ActiveRain :)

Jun 26, 2009 03:43 AM
Angelia Garcia
Pure Realtors - Dallas, TX

Geez, there's a joke for every moment when it comes to blondes.

Jun 26, 2009 03:55 AM
Liz Loadholt
Liz Loadholt- AgentOwned Realty- Covering SC - Mount Pleasant, SC
Realtor--Broker-in-charge - Trainer--Relocation Director Covering SC

Hannah --- very funny --- I love jokes and love to laugh --- you make my day. Thanks.

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Jun 26, 2009 06:59 AM
Anna "Banana" Kruchten
HomeSmart Real Estate - Phoenix, AZ
602-380-4886

Love it!  I grew up Catholic so I get that stuff.  Happy Friday Hannah.  I needed that laugh!!

Jun 26, 2009 08:15 AM
Ms. Charlie Blackmore
RE Transactions, Inc - Phoenix, AZ

Hannah - thanks for the laugh which is always welcome.

Jun 26, 2009 11:01 AM
Cheryl Powell - The Powell Team
Southern Homes of The Carolinas - The Powell Team - Harrisburg, NC
Concord,Harrisburg & Charlotte NC Area Real Estate

Very funny. I'll have to share this with my husband, who grew up catholic.

Jun 26, 2009 02:16 PM
Hannah Williams
HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA
Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

LOU..Glad you enjoyed it..Thanks

Robert..Blond jokes are silly but cute..thanks

Paul ,Paul, Paul..I am always glad to see you..I hope you had a chuckle..thank you

Angelia..Blondes ..Are suppose to have more fun..but I am not so sure...

LIZ...A hope you had a good laugh..My mom always loved to make people laugh..I hope to be able to do the same..Thanks

Anna..Nice to see you Hope you have a good laugh..best medicine..thank you

MS Charlie..Way to go..I am thrilled to get a laughter from everyone ..makes my day..thank you

Cheryl..Hope you and hubby enjoy the laugh together..have a good one

HelpfulHannah  your friend in Philadelphlatweet deck

Jun 26, 2009 04:21 PM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL

Hannah,if they can't take a joke,they just need to click the X and move on!I loved it!Keep em coming!

Jun 27, 2009 01:19 AM
Cris Burlew
Beach & Luxury Realty, Inc. - Saint Pete Beach, FL
Broker ~ St Pete Beach FL Real Estate

I can appreciate the blonde jokes, being one myself and having gone thru Catholic school...I totally get it :) Thanks for sharing the laugh!

Jun 27, 2009 03:20 AM
Judy Schneider
eXp Realty - Bellingham, WA

Hannah,

This was vey cute! It set the mood for my weekend. Enjoy your weekend too!

Judy

Jun 27, 2009 04:01 AM
Laura Cerrano
Feng Shui Manhattan Long Island - Locust Valley, NY
Certified Feng Shui Expert, Speaker & Researcher

Hannah, Very cute :)  I missed Friday, it was nice to come on and get a laugh for the evening...Thank you!

Jun 27, 2009 01:36 PM
Hannah Williams
HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA
Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

BLR GUY..Glad you like it ..I will keep them coming .Thank you

Cris ..good to see you back..we blondes have to stick together..thank you

Judy..i am having a good weekend so far..it is not raining today ..thank you

Carole..Love to make you smile..I thought this was really funny..glad you did too..

HelpfulHannah your friend in Philadelphiatweet tweet

Jun 27, 2009 03:00 PM
TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc.
Complete Home Inspections, Inc. - Brentwood, TN
Home Inspectons - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.029

Hannah, too funny but true - I am not Catholic but I get it...

Your building consultant for life in Nashville, TN

Jun 27, 2009 08:14 PM
Jon Wnoroski
America's 1st Choice RH Realty Co., Inc. - Green, OH
Summit County Realtor

Hi Hanna - I love blond jokes and that one is very funny.  I'll have to share it with my blond friends.  I'm sure they'll enjoy it.

Jun 29, 2009 04:10 AM
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