After
hearing so many reasons over my 28 years in real estate as to why one
should not hold open houses, I thought it was my time to share with all
just 3 reasons why
you should NEVER EVER hold an open house.
I am sure there are more than 3 reasons to stop this open
house madness, but after seeing these 3, I deeply believe it will
be enough to show you why you should throw in the towel on the whole OPEN
HOUSE idea. Just
stop it!!!!
READ SLOWWWLLLLYYY........
- NOSY NEIGHBORS:
Most of the open house I
hold, I get all the neighbors around the community to pop by and want
to chit chat and talk about the real estate
market....Blah...blah....blah. Hey, I am here to sell this
bloody house, not to see what is up in my neighbors' lives, or tell
them about the real estate market. Some even want to know
what is going on in my personal life: OMG! Geez, they can
read the paper, watch the news, or, at worst, read my blogs.
Perhaps I put this inconvenience on myself by emailing my
sphere and community that there will be an open house, and I put up an
open house river that says Open House this Sunday from 2-7.
Duh! That is pretty stupid. Not many buyers will
see that.....it will mainly be curious nosy neighbors. The
more I do this, the more neighbors that show up to these open houses.
Geeeez. Then at some point they will want me to
list their home, and they have the nerve to have me do open houses at
their home and have more nosy neighbors pop in. It is just a
spiraling effect that I can't stop. Why do they have to come
see the open houses and chat, chat, chat, chat? Then they
want me to put them on a list for homes that come on the market in the
future. Arghhhh, more work. Hey I am trying to sell
this house. Can you just let me be? Then down the
road they call me to list their home. Couldn't they just have
called me when they are ready to list instead of bugging me at my open
house? Or is there a correlation?
- LOOKY
LOOS: OMG.
I get these people who come to open house after open house
after open house, but they never....I mean never buy an open house.
Stop coming to my open houses as I need to sell that house.
Geeez. These people keep coming so much they start acting
like the NOSY NEIGHBORS, as noted above, as they too want me to send
them a list of homes that come up in the area. Hey dude, I
need to sell this puppy; I surely don't need to do more work, as I know
they will show up at my next open house and ask me questions about all
the houses that I sent them. Blah....blah....blah... They
whine and complain about everything they are sent. So they have the
nerve to ask me to narrow their search criteria so they can see more of
what they like. Great! More work for me. Don't they
understand that I am trying to sell that open house. Go
away!!!! Months go by and they call me to go buy a home!
Well crud, why did they not just do that in the first place?
Or
is there a correlation?
- NOBODY
SHOWS UP: Then
I have those open houses where neither the LOOKY LOOS or the NOSY
NEIGHBORS don't show up. Maybe it was because they realized
they were bugging me at the previous open houses. Finally,
they realize that I am trying to sell this open house. But,
not a sole shows up. 6 or 7 hours and nothing. What a waste
of time! All I can do is to email my sphere, previous
clients, past clients, current clients, and perhaps a few friends. Some
are replies, some are just emails to say "waaasuuup".
Yeah, there are always those few calls that need to make on
my valuable weekend. Heck I could be at the lake, and all I
am doing is chit chatting with people all day. This kinda
reminds me of the LOOKY LOOS and the NOSY NEIGHBORS. All chit
chat, but that bloody house is not sold.....nor does anyone come in
just to see if I am breathing. Then down the road those folks
call me up to either list their house or find a house for them, or
both. Well CRUD, why was I wasting all my valuable
time at the open house to chit chat about whatever when I could have
gone to the lake with my family. What a waste! Or is there a correlation?
Just
my 2 cents while I am sitting at this house waiting for a real buyer to
come in and waiting for these nosy neighbors and looky loos to get the
heck out of here. OMG. How rude: One of them wants
to talk to me, so I must cut this short. (Well they will have
to wait for this last line) So
now you see why you should NEVER EVER hold an open house.
Sorry, gotta go, this dude is asking me about selling his
house. Can't he see that I am typing? Geeez.......
That's why I don't like doing open houses either but I have sold a house thru them.