Mexican maid was sent by Elaine a member of my condo board

The Mexican maid of a Texas family asked for a pay increase.
 
My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
 
She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?
' Maria: 'Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
 
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
 
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
 
Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
 
Maria: 'No Senora...the gardener did.'
 
Wife: 'So how much do you want?'

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