I used to own and opperate a Pet Shop.  We had a lot of strange requests, so when my mother-in-law showed me this, I had to share.

A single man walks into a Pet Shop.  He asked for the perfect Pet, one that would help with the chores around the house and such. 

"How a bout a dog?"  No, dogs need to be fed and are not self efficient, he replied.

"Well, there are birds, cats, gerbils ect."  "No" he replied.

Then the young clerk said..."I got it, a cetipeed." 

The man was skeptical, but agreed.  He got the Centipeed home and told it to wash the dishes.  10 min. later, they washed, dryed and put away.

"Great, now you can wash the floor."  1/2 hour later, the floor, windows and curtains were all washed.  "Wow, you are good. Now go out and get the paper and we will relax for the night."

1/2 hour went by, and then an hour.  The man went to the door and there was the Centipeed sitting on the steps.  "What is going on" he asked. " You have been gone an hour."

"Well, I am still putting on my boots!"

 
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8 Comments on The Near perfect Pet. Humor

JUL
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2009
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Bill...

Well of course, that makes perfect sense to me!
9:38pm • #1
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Richard.. I knew it would!  Have a great night!!!
9:48pm • #2
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And you were thinking  What?  I don't think so the bird told me he didn't like something with that many feet.
10:07pm • #3
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I would like to own that shoe store he goes into!
11:14pm • #4
JUL
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2009
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You got me!  Thanks for the laugh.
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Bill, I don't know about you but it definitely takes me longer to dress than to undress.
12:41pm • #6
JUL
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2009
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And this is why I am always so thankful that I only have two feet, plus I just wear flip flops around the house.
3:25pm • #7
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WOW. Leave it up to you to see the ODD side of things. LOL
4:07pm • #8


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