SmartMoney wrote a brief article the other day called “10 things your real estate broker won’t tell you.”
I posted my thoughts about that article, but was given a great title by Larry Morris and had to run with it... so dear news reporters...this one is for you.
- "I am really biased." Now, journalists will tell you they get both sides of the story and present that information objectively, but that is not true. The mere action of deciding what sound bites to use adds in a bias. Journalists just admit that you have biases and forget trying to pretend you don't. It's irritating to anyone with common sense. If you don't have any common sense, then you can go on thinking there is no bias in the news. I don't want to be the one to ruin your reality. Seriously, Fox News and the Wall Street Journal have no bias in them. La-de-da...
- "I don't really have time to research this article." Now, I know that you are supposed to interview everyone under the sun in order to form your non-biased article, but the fact is that you can't. You call a couple of folks up and call it good. You have deadlines and a family life too. Let's just not pretend that your news article is thorough. I know I was not interviewed for the SmartMoney article.
- "Sample size 2=everyone" There's nothing like a good generalization to make the world go round. All celebrities are mental cases, all mortgage brokers commit fraud, and of course all real estate agents are slime balls. Those two people you found clearly represent the masses. I had a bad haircut about 15 years ago. I don't know how I survived into today with my lopsided haircut and bad highlighting job. That one bad experience is clearly indicative that ALL hairdressers give bad hair cuts. If you see me walking down the street with my purple mohawk, you know what happened...no good hairdressers anywhere in the US...
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"I didn't pass freshman English." Now I'm not a news reporter, so if I have a sentence ending with a preposition or a run on...and on...and on..so be it. If you are reporting the news to me, you'd better have an editor that can teach you the correct usage for the words two, too, to, and of course the ever popular 2...like in, "I was 2 smart to go to class, and went too the store with my friends to get to slurpies..."
- "I plagiarize." This article written in 2005 has some similarities to the above SmartMoney article. At least they changed a few of the words around so it is technically not plagiarism...I mean they switched out the words marketing to networking...
- "I can only report things that sensationalize." Who wants to hear that there are good decent people in the world? Hello people...is that boring or what? Idiots, drunks, and exhibitionists are news...who wants to hear about a good real estate agent? I negotiated a short sale for my seller who lost their job helping them get through a stressful time...Zzzzz I helped a young couple buy their first home...Zzzzz. Zzzzz....Zzzzzz...whoa, sorry about that...fell asleep while I was writing this post. Dang, we are a boring group of people.
- "I found those statistics on Google and don't have a source for them." Quoting a source is a basic expectation for news reporting, but sometimes...when the reporters have a little ol' deadline to meet and they have to head over to Bob's birthday bash and barbecue, they just Google. Google is a great thing, but we all know that it has misinformation on it. I think I'm going to start making up some numbers on my posts and see if any of them get quoted as fact by a news source. Oh wait...someone already did that on Wikipedia...
Unfortunately I don't have enough education to get me all the way to 10, so I'll just stop at 7. Since I am a real estate agent, apparently I am off to have a marketing networking party at my open house, go find a home inspector to cahoot with, and go bury some unpresented offers under my son's bed along with the dust bunnies and score! an uneaten sandwich...
I was kinda hungry.
Melina,
As a real estate broker with a journalism degree, I think your article is fantastic. It should be given to every practicing journalist and every journalism student. Unfortunately, we know that isn't going to happen, but I wish it could.