A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.
 
He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like  he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do  with him.

The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She  came into his room and announced, "I have to take your
temperature." After  complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and  opened his mouth.

"No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't  use an oral thermometer." This started another round of
complaining but  eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.

After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her  announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
 
She left the door to his room open on her way out. He cursed under  his breath as he heard people walking past his door, laughing.

After a half hour, the man's doctor came into the room.
"What's going on here?" asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you  ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"

After a pause, the doctor confessed.....
 "Not with a daffodil."

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15 Comments on On the brighter side... Never Tick Off A Nurse

JUL
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2009
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I got a real laugh out of this one. It was what I needed as I am on the way out the door to schlog in traffic.
10:36am • #1
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHa
10:46am • #2

That is great - Nice one.
10:48am • #3
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Paul, I have several nurse clients. One is an ER nurse working night shift. The stories she tells me about how rude and mean people are to her blow my mind. She tells them she does not have to take their #$%^ and will refuse to treat them ... and then they begin to call her Sweetheart, honey, love, etc. 
10:55am • #4
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Paul,

I didn't see that coming. That was hilarious.

Rich
11:22am • #5
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You've successfully ruined the local Daffodil Parade for me forever!
11:34am • #6

I didn't see it coming, either, Paul.  Thanks for sharing the laugh!
12:20pm • #7
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Funny. I think he deserved that. Never mess with a nurse-Dinah Lee
12:37pm • #8
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That was a good one!  Great punch line at the end.  What a way to learn a lesson!
1:02pm • #9
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Thanks for the afternoon chuckle Paul. Is it wrong that I pictured it in my head?
4:29pm • #10
JUL
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2009
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When you arent a nice person things will happen to you just like this. You catch more with sugar than with vinegar.
7:35am • #11
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GOOD MORNING PAUL!  I will never look at a daffodil the same from now on! -- Enjoy your weekend - Gabrielle
7:41am • #12
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Paul,

Very funny.  I can visualize the look on the lawyer's face right after the doctor's last statement.   Thanks for the chuckle.

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You have to admit he really did deserve that, but it should be a reminder to us, we should treat people like we want to be treated.

Todd Clark - www.LivingBeaverton.com
10:22pm • #14
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Daffoldils are one of my favorite flowers----if they can contribute this great joke I am all for it:)
10:29pm • #15

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