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is that your final answer?

By
Real Estate Agent with Jameson Sotheby's International Realty

Another in my series intended to bring humour to the active rain community.

Jokes that are, above all, clean (just in case you want to relate them to a client)

Easy to remember, (recognizing that our Realtor demographic is aging... just a tiny bit...
and memory is the second thing to go... I don't remember what the first thing is).

And they need to be funny... so many of the jokes we hear are NOT funny..

Here we go:

 

A man and his wife are watching
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
while we in bed.

He turned to her and said,
"Do you want to have sex?"


"No," she answered.

He then said, "Is that your final answer?"


She didn't even look at him this time, simply saying "Yes."


So he said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that’s when the fight began…


 

rimshot?

click on me, to hear the average response to this joke

I know you're out there... I can hear you breathing!

 

ALAN MAY, Realtor®
Specializing in Evanston Real Estate and North Shore Real Estate
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Coldwell Banker Residential Real Estate, 2929 Central Street, Evanston, IL 60201
847.425.3779      Cell: 847.924.3313      Email: Almay@aol.com

 

 

Posted by

 ALAN MAY, Realtor®   
Specializing in Evanston Real Estate and North Shore Real Estate

Jameson Sotheby's International Realty, 2934 Central Street, Evanston, IL 60201
Office: 847.869.7300      Cell: 847.924.3313      Email: Almay@aol.com

Evanston Real Estate & North Shore Real Estate
Licensed in Illinois

   

Comments(14)

Tom Boos
Sine & Monaghan Realtors, Real Living - Grosse Pointe Farms, MI
Providing the very best of service to Sellers and

This is great!  I'm going to share this with my wife because the whole scenario sounds very familiar.

Jul 17, 2009 03:25 AM
Alan May
Jameson Sotheby's International Realty - Evanston, IL
Home is where the hearth is.

I'm so sorry to hear that, Tom.

Jul 17, 2009 03:33 AM
Patricia Kennedy
RLAH@properties - Washington, DC
Home in the Capital

Pretty funny, Alan!  I guess you need to be careful sometimes about what you ask for!

Jul 17, 2009 04:45 AM
Craig Rutman
Helping people in transition - Cary, NC
Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor

So funny!

I wonder if Regis would approve!

Jul 17, 2009 05:03 AM
Alan May
Jameson Sotheby's International Realty - Evanston, IL
Home is where the hearth is.

very, very careful, Patricia

craig, I think Regis would approve... as long as he get's his share.

Jul 17, 2009 05:41 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Alan, As I recall there are other options available to the player...phone a friend is one, but you could change the question , ask the audience or go for the 50/50 chance. Phoning a friend is not the best choice in this situation :o)

Jul 17, 2009 08:13 AM
Betina Foreman
WJK Realty - Austin, TX
Realtor, C.N.E., with WJK REALTY

Ha Ha Ha! I am rolling on the floor laughing my tail off!! Keep these funny jokes coming!!

 

Jul 17, 2009 10:49 AM
Larry Story ALC
Total Care Realty - Greensboro, NC
Beneath it all is the Land, Covering all of NC

Alan good one.  I like Steve's thought though go for the 50/50.  Not sure if having much less asking the audience is such a good idea.

Jul 18, 2009 03:55 PM
Sandy Nelson
Riley Jackson Real Estate Inc. - Olympia, WA
your Olympia area Realtor

That's a funny one. I told it to my husband and he busted out laughing. Thanks.

Jul 19, 2009 04:07 AM
Tami Vroma
West Michigan Real Estate Specialist-Five Star Real Estate - Grand Haven, MI
Realtor, Grand Rapids MI Real Estate

Good one Alan!!!  Got to try and remember to tell my hubby that one~!~

Jul 19, 2009 11:28 PM
Kim White LeBlanc
Keller Williams Las Vegas Realty - Las Vegas, NV

That is such a funny one. If my husband said that to me I would definitely laugh. Thank you for the laugh!

Have a good day

Kim White

Jul 20, 2009 07:58 AM
Alan May
Jameson Sotheby's International Realty - Evanston, IL
Home is where the hearth is.

hmm... steve... what would 50/50 entail, do you think?

Betina - I'll do my best

Larry - I've never been a fan of public opinion

Sandy - glad you both liked it.

Tami - good to see you 'round... don't be a stranger... hope all is well.

Kim - Glad you liked it.

Jul 20, 2009 08:20 AM
Caren Wallace
Premier Property Group LLC - Tualatin, OR
Portland Caren Real Estate

Alan, watch out with those final answers, they could come back to bite ya!

Jul 20, 2009 11:35 PM
Alan May
Jameson Sotheby's International Realty - Evanston, IL
Home is where the hearth is.

don't I know it, Caren.

Jul 21, 2009 12:38 AM