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LOL Friday: Simple Humour

By Scott Owens

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July 17, 2009 08:01 AM

I saw this one and couldn't help laughing (sometimes the simple ones are the best):

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar !"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?

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Faith LaRosse

Springer Realty Group - Limerick, PA

Serving Berks, Chester & Montgomery Counties

Refreshing...simple, basic and funny....Thanks Scott!

Jul 17, 2009 08:07 AM

Kristin Mason

New Market Title Agency - Independence, OH

Just what i needed on a Friday afternoon. Just waiting for 5:00 to hit the road and enjoy my weekend.

Thanks for the poast, have a great weekend!

Kristin

Jul 17, 2009 08:17 AM

Michael A. Caruso

Surterre Properties - Laguna Niguel, CA

Kristin, 15 minutes till 5:00. Laughing is a great start to the weekend...

I hope you'll remember me if you learn of anyone moving to "The OC" and I will do the same!

Best regards.

Michael Caruso, Broker ABR ABRM CRB CRS GREEN GRI

2007 President, Orange County Association of Realtors

Jul 17, 2009 11:48 AM

Kevin Cavanaugh

Keller Williams Hudson Valley Realty - Tappan, NY

Lic. Associate Broker, ABR, GREEN

Scott, that was funny. I loved it. Have a great day.

Jul 17, 2009 01:46 PM

Judy Schneider

eXp Realty - Bellingham, WA

Scott,

I love it, it reminds me of talking to my youngest daughter sometimes! LOL!

Thanks for the giggle!

Judy

Jul 18, 2009 02:02 AM

Scott Owens

Halifax, NS

Thanks everyone...I do love the simple ones.

Jul 23, 2009 09:07 AM

Denise Delozier, Realtor, CNE

Reliant Realty ERA Powered - Nashville, TN

Nashville, Brentwood, Franklin & Middle Tennessee

Scott, I think that same duck's been looking for the "bottom of the market" lately ... and all of the buyers around here are following him! Make it stop!!! Make it STOP!!!! (Thanks for the laugh).

Aug 13, 2009 07:02 PM

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