10. "You look great for a woman who has had four kids."
 9. "This is almost as good as mom used to make."
 8. "Thanks for the new shirt. It'll be great for working on the car."
 7. "That's a great new hairdo, Honey. How much did it cost?"
 6. "I never knew you could sing that close to pitch."
 5. "I like it when you wait until halftime to vacuum."
 4. "Whaddaya want me to say? Okay, you look fabulous."
 3. "This ... meatloaf is a neat color."
 2. "Yes, that actress is beautiful, but you're pretty on the inside."
 1. "Wow, that makeup works wonders!"

I found these at www.fathers.com, an outreach of the National Center for Fathering. Check it out!!

I especially like #5. It goes a lonnnnnggggg way in my home. Just ask my wife...

Larry Morris is a Certified Mortgage Planning Specialist with American Nationwide Mortgage Company in Newberg, Oregon. He specializes in USDA Guaranteed Rural Home Loans, FHA Purchase and Refinance, FHA 203k Rehab loans, Sect 184 Native American loans, Hobby Farm loans and conforming purchase and refinances in the states of Oregon and Washington.

He can be reached at 503-421-0096, or larry@PDX-Mortgage.com.

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3 Comments on Top 10 Lame-brained, Foot-in-mouth Compliments from a Husband to a Wife

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LOL those are cool. My wife wouldn't agree but who cares
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LOL. Do they have one for Mother's Day? - like, "Wow, if that belly gets any bigger I could use it for a pillow." Mike C

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Thanks for making me laugh!! I think my husband knows better, or at least I hope he does!  :~)

2:24pm • #3

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