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Real Estate Agent with Fulmer Realty- Floresville, LaVernia, San Antonio

The FSBO:
WHEN A real estate agency hadn't sold our house, we decided to do it ourselves. I placed ads in the local papers, spray painted a "For Sale" message on a sign board and posted it outside.

When my husband came home that evening, he told me, laughing, that my sign was the most truthful one he had ever seen. Confused, I rushed outside to take a look. In my haste I had printed - "For Sale by Ower."

Found this one at a site called, simply, Real Estate Jokes.

 

Cindy Cranston

Specializing in San Antonio, La Vernia, Floresville and surrounding areas.

RE/MAX Vista - Agent

Email CindyCranston@remax.net Cell 210-373-8634

Website www.GoSeeCindy.com

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Total Edge Team

Cindy Cranston

Representing Home Buyers, and Sellers.

Specializing in San Antonio, La Vernia, Floresville real estate.

Keller Williams Heritage -  Agent

 Cindy's Cell 210-373-8634

Email TotalEdgeTeam@gmail.com

Website www.TotaledgeTeam.com

"Total Edge Team, Your Key To A Competitive Edge When Buying Or Selling Real Estate!"

 

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Cindy Cranston and Faye Taylor are the Total Edge Team Realtors® with Keller Williams Realty Heritage living and doing business in the South Texas, San Antonio, Floresville and La Vernia, Texas market. They represents both homeowners and home buyers in these market areas.They specialize in military family and distressed properties. They enjoy the great rewards gained by helping our military heroes and their families buy or sell their home, and assisting distressed homeowners to sell their home and avoid foreclosure.

Cindy has been involved with the  United States military her entire life; First as a proud military brat while her father served, then as a Medical Technician in the Air Force, and for the past 14 years as a military wife to her career military husband.

Cindy~ 'Having been around the military my whole life gives me a unique perspective on the challenges that face a military family. I am uniquely qualified to understand this situation from all angles, and enjoy helping relieve some of the burdens caused by your military PCS.'

Faye has earned a Certified Distressed Property Expert (CDPE) designation from the National Association of Realtors®. The CDPE designation makes her uniquely qualified to assist homeowners who risk losing their homes. She works diligently with loan mitigation, asset managers and the homeowner to find an alternative to foreclosure.

Faye~ 'Working with homeowners and families to help them avoid a bank foreclosure is truly rewarding. The prospect of foreclosure can be financially and emotionally devastating, it's important to understand your options. CDPE has equipped me to help homeowners navigate this process and guide them to their best course of action.'

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