With new taxes on the horizon, I started preparing to be the best citizen of this great Country I can be.
I want to do my part and be a good little taxpayer, so today I:
* Fired the lawn guy! Freed up $2500.00 for taxes
* Fired the Cleaning service! Freed up $6000.00 for taxes
* Fired the Golf Pro , I was taking lessons from: Freed up $750.00 for taxes
* Canceled the country club membership: Freed up $3000.00 for taxes
* Fired 2 people at the office: Freed up $50,000.00 for taxes
* Fired the contractor that was building the 2 new office buildings for me: Freed up $500,000.00 for taxes.
* Canceled all the services that were going to those 2 buildings: Freed up $45,000,00 for taxes.
* Canceled the stress test with the DR.: Freed up $1500.00 for taxes
* Canceled the vacation: Freed up $4000.00 for taxes
* Canceled the company bonuses: Freed up $100,000.00 for taxes
* Canceled the company Christmas party: Freed up $10,000.00 for new taxes
***** In doing so, Put 250 People, that wanted change, out of work!!! PRICELESS!*****
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