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Predatory Vending - Sales Calls With Teeth

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Real Estate Agent with Kimberly Howell Properties (210) 646-HOME

Two tigers having an argument.

photo courtesy of Tambako the Jaguar

We all get calls.  We hope they're good ones.

Since becoming a Realtor®, my phone rings daily.  When I pick it up, I hope there's a friendly buyer or seller on the other end, eager to discuss their next move in the word of real estate, but the reality is that they are often sales calls from this or that company looking to sell me the latest and greatest real estate-based product.

Most of the time I let them get through a bit of their pitch to tell them I'm not interested.  I'm sure they hate doing these calls as much as I have a distaste for cold-calling and door knocking, but it's like anything - it's a job.  They have to feed their families and have a job to do, so they do what they can to make a living.

Vending with teeth.

We've all had our experiences with the angry, rude, and insulting salesman.  Spend five minutes scoping through ActiveRain and you'll find plenty of posts about it.  I don't think see how this is a viable option for selling a product or service, but apparently some out there in the real estate product world do.  These vendors usually get a quick "click" sound in their ear (and a good write up on ActiveRain).

There seems to be a new shift however.  Preying on the attempts by all of us to reach #1 on Google or get more leads because of our omnipresence on the interwebs, these vendors attack the weak and circle over the carcass until there's nothing left.  They dazzle us with words like SEO, keywords, meta-tags, and the biggest one of all: Google.  Talking Google with an agent is like talking Satan with the heathens in the early days of Christianity.  The more fear you can strike into someone's heart, the more they will rush to your solution for salvation.

Feeling cornered, scared, and fearful that they can never understand the implications of failing to fall on their knees to worship the almighty Google, agents rush to their purses and wallets looking for instant gratification and the ability to trump their peers on the Almighty's website.

Like fire ants, piranhas, and killer bees; these salesmen are not predators, just opportunists.  They feed on whatever is handed to them and attack indiscriminately.  Whether for food or defense, these animals will attack relentlessly and not worry for the outcome.  They are evil in the purest sense of the word.  They have sharp teeth, but weak minds.

The cunning of a predator.

Predators work differently.  They use their cunning, calculating minds to track their prey.  They work to find the angle.  They determine how best to attack.  They have a plan.  Vendors have recently become more and more predatory and some have honed their skills to fool even this skeptical agent.

I received a call recently about Terramont, a new master planned community in San Antonio.  I've blogged about it, have a photo set on Flickr, and included it in my neighborhood MuellerMap.  I use a product called AgentShield to help get people the answers to their questions about it and still try and retain the leads that come from it.  It's a gorgeous community still in it's early stages and I would love to dominate the market there if at all possible.

Ring, ring.  "This is Matt."

The caller on the end of the line is looking for some info on Terramont.  Looks like my plans are working and I'm feeling excited.  They mention they're looking to talk to the exclusive agent for Terramont.  Many builders in our area team up with agents on an exclusive basis, but this is not the case with me in Terramont.  In the interest of being honest, I explain this to the caller.  I can buy/sell there, but I am not "exclusive" in any way with them.  My brain notices the oddity of this part of the conversation, but carries on anyway.

We talk quite a bit about Terramont and the caller explains they had read my work on my site (even using the site name, rerockstar.com) and seemed to know quite a bit about the community.  I'm keeping the conversation flowing and giving them all the info they ask for.

We're now seven minutes into a great conversation about a community that have I great interest when suddenly I find myself on the ground, teeth to my neck, ready to tear open my jugular.  Helpless, hopeless, and in a position of weakness.

The caller is a saleswoman.  She wants to sell me exclusive leads to a community that has barely begun construction.  She launches into her pitch, salivating at the thought that I have become easy prey for her hunger for a sale.  I'm trapped.  Most predators work on the basis of stunning their prey and this is no difference.  I can't cry for help, run, or call in reinforcements.  I am a victim of predatory vending.

Predatory vending.

You've all heard the pitches, "I saw your website and see you're very successful in your market..."  Butter me up, so I taste better when you attack.  Typically, I ask "which site" or ask them about something specific in order to catch them in their own lie (sure they saw me on ActiveRain, but they know nothing of the content).  The game has changed.  These pitch-masters are armed to the teeth with information.  They have read our blogs, looked into our specialties and interests and know exactly what to say to keep our attention long enough to create a safe feeling over the phone.  After they've made friends with us, they have us where they want us and go for the throat.  They then bedazzle us with their pitches and next thing we know, we're handing our credit card information to a stranger in the hopes that they can change our career for the better.

Lucky for me I have a thick hide.

The term predatory vending was coined by good friend Mark Eckenrode in a phone conversation.  If you want to see genius at work, check him out.  Funny, knowledgeable, and an all around good guy to know.

Steve Mattison
Canyon de Chelly National Mo, AZ
Vietnam Veteran

Matt, you are so right, so true to my experience it is funny, but it really hurts when I laugh, thinking about it, ow!

Jul 25, 2009 11:14 AM
Christine McInerney
Great Life RE - Knoxville, TN
The McInerney Team, Knoxville TN Homes For Sale

I hate these phone calls and what really makes me mad is when they make you think they are a legitimate buyer or seller.

Jul 25, 2009 12:51 PM
Bill Gassett
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Hopkinton, MA
Metrowest Massachusetts Real Estate

Matt the thing about the salesmen that call and try to peddle their SEO skills that amazes me the most is that they find us because we are easily found on the internet. It seems kind of silly that they try to sell to those that don't need the help.

Jul 25, 2009 01:38 PM
Missy Caulk
Missy Caulk TEAM - Ann Arbor, MI
Savvy Realtor - Ann Arbor Real Estate

Matt, this is so true, they butter you up, tell you they have been reading me on Activerain. (yea right) and them come in for the kill.

Because I love Activerain so much I am nice at first because it may be a legitimate call, when I find out it is a sales pitch. I get really upset.

This was an awesome analogy.

Jul 25, 2009 02:27 PM
The Somers Team
The Somers Team at KW Philadelphia - Philadelphia, PA
Delivering Real Estate Happiness

Matt - Great post !  What is funny is we have literally been receiving several calls like this per week recently.  The salespeople are pretty much ruthless and threatening as well saying our careers will end unless we sign up !  Or ask the question, how would you like to close 4 more deals a month ?  As soon as you say "yes" you are trapped !  At least trapped to lose 5 or 10 minutes of time on the phone : )

Jul 26, 2009 03:19 AM
Sally Dunbar
Lyon Real Estate, Fair Oaks CA (Sacramento Area) - Fair Oaks, CA
Fair Oaks Realtor - Fair Oaks Homes for Sale

Man... the calls have been getting unbelievalbe.  My best trick is to turn it back to them about asking if they know anyone who wants to move to my area... I make itperson. Then I go for the jugular.  But I can only do that if I have the patience, and am in the right mood.  But it really throws them off balance.

Jul 26, 2009 04:04 AM
Matt Stigliano
Kimberly Howell Properties (210) 646-HOME - San Antonio, TX

Steve - It's an interesting tactic to say the least.  I would love to see numbers on how well it works.

Christine and Jennifer - To top it all off, it's wasting more of my time than they usually do.  Waste as little of my time as possible and I might just consider your product!

Bill - I had a "I'll get you to #1" call about five minutes after an agent called me because they thought I was the broker at Exit Realty North-San Antonio.  Why did they think that?  Because everytime they googled "exit realty san antonio" there I was.  Why would I pay you to do what I'm doing on my own?

Missy - I've been buttered up so many times I look like an ear of sweetcorn.  "I love your blog." - Really?  Which one? - "Um, I don't have to front of me right now, but it's fantastic." - Why would you not have it in front of you when calling me if you were going to base an entire call on how much you love my blog?  Grrrr.

Christopher and Stephanie - I agree about "would you like to close 4 more deal a month?"  Do they really think I'll say no?  Of course I would.  I always tell them to give me their service for 3 months for free.  If I close one transaction from it, I'll consider buying it.  They never do.

Sally - You are a genius.  That's an awesome trick.  Look out telemarketers, I have something new up my sleeve.

Jul 27, 2009 07:56 AM
Sheila Moran
RE/MAX Access (Garden Ridge, San Antonio, New Braunfels) - New Braunfels, TX
SanAntonioSheila.com, RE/MAX Access, 210-32

Matt,

I love this line:

Butter me up, so I taste better when you attack.      Hilarious!

I too have had it with these guys....all I seem to hear is blah, blah, blah...

Jul 27, 2009 11:49 AM
Shirley Parks
Sands Realty 210-414-0966 - San Antonio, TX
Broker, 210-414-0966, San Antonio TX Real Estate

Hi Matt, I get these calls almost every day.  I usually start out with "Are you trying to sell me something?" and get off the phone.  I have been known to hang up without saying anything.  I have also done what Sally does if I have the time...

Jul 29, 2009 06:14 AM
Matt Stigliano
Kimberly Howell Properties (210) 646-HOME - San Antonio, TX

Sheila - I was kind of proud of that one as well.

Shirley - When a day goes by without one of those calls, I often call myself to make sure my phone is working.

Jul 29, 2009 07:11 AM