Blind and TurkeyThey say you just can't find good help these days. For example, take this account---

A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, can't you read that sign? It says no dogs allowed! Get that mutt out of here!" The man replies, "No, I can't read the sign - I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog." The bartender is embarrassed and gives the man a beer on the house. Later that day, the guy is telling his friend about it: "I told him I was blind and I got a free beer!" The friend then takes his dog into the bar and sits down, and the bartender says, "The sign says no dogs allowed! You'll have to leave!" The friend says, "Sorry, I can't see the sign because I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog." The bartender replies, "Since when do they give out Chihuahuas as seeing eye dogs?" The man says, "They gave me a Chihuahua?"

Have a good week!!!

 
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JUL
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2009
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Very, very cute, Gary!  And certainly a fun way to end the weekend---thank you!
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     Always enjoy a good chuckle, Gary, and your humor! :-)
10:33pm • #3
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That is too funny....I'll bet you thought of that in honor of the taco bell dog dying this week.
10:34pm • #4

Very cute..I enjoyed your chuckle of the day.
10:38pm • #5
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Gary...

It's always about being ready for anything that comes your way! lol
10:38pm • #6

There is always time for great humor, thanks for sharing the laugh.
10:51pm • #7
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2009
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Hi Gary:

Good one!

Thanks for the laugh this morning...
6:29am • #8
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Gary - Thank you for a good monday morning chuckle to start the week !
7:20am • #9
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Gary - no that was some quick thinking on the part of the guy with the chihuahua!
7:59am • #10
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Now that's what you call fast thinking on your feet!  Thanks for the laugh on a Monday morning.
9:15am • #11
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Gary...it is a stressful day...thanks for the chuckle. I need a few more.
10:03am • #12
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Hi Gary, I love it, too funny!  Nothing better than a great laugh!
10:34am • #13
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I like the funny side of Gary!  Thanks for the laugh today!
11:21am • #14

Two great jokes for the price of one! The picture made me laugh out loud before I even got to the chihuahuas! Your blog came highly reccommended...I can see why...    Julie
12:18pm • #15
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Hi Gary,

Thanks for a good chuckle on Monday! Your picture is hysterical! Have a great week Gary.
4:34pm • #16
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Needed that laugh today.  How are you surviving the heat in Big D?
4:58pm • #17
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This is too cute. Love a clean joke with a dog in it. Is it still pc to send blind jokes? I just never know about these things.

;)

 
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JUL
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2009
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Gary, that is just too cute. The soul needs laughter and thanks for providing that today:)
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Gary - The man should have gotten TWO beers for being that clever.
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Hi Gary, funny joke! Nice comeback answer, but did it get him a free beer?
8:50pm • #21

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