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Hump Day Humor ~ Maxine Humor

By Jim & Maria Hart

Real Estate Agent with Brand Name Real Estate

July 29, 2009 02:25 AM

This was sent to us from one of our good friends. Enjoy!

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

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Bill Risser

Fidelity National Title - Saint Petersburg, FL

Fidelity National Title - Tampa District

ROTFLMAO!! Technology opening an entire new comedy vein. Thanks for the laughs early on a Wednesday!

Jul 29, 2009 02:33 AM

Bill Gillhespy

16 Sunview Blvd - Fort Myers Beach, FL

Fort Myers Beach Realtor, Fort Myers Beach Agent - Homes & Condos

Hi Jim, LOL I have this mental picture of this guy with a big sneaky smile thinking ha had gotten away with it !!!

Jul 29, 2009 02:34 AM

Steve Loynd

Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH

800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Jim . I was in the same bar that night...at least for a little while.

Jul 29, 2009 02:47 AM

Tom Boos

Sine & Monaghan Realtors, Real Living - Grosse Pointe Farms, MI

Providing the very best of service to Sellers and

I love Maxine. She reminds me of my dearly departed Aunt Toots who could have been the model for the Maxine character. Thanks for sharing.

Jul 29, 2009 04:40 AM

Craig Rutman

Helping people in transition - Cary, NC

Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor

OK, that's just wrong.....Yet very funny!

Thanks for the laugh my friend!

Jul 29, 2009 05:34 AM

William Feela

WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN

Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Yup...that would make you shuffle or wheel out the door rather quickley! LOL

Jul 29, 2009 08:18 AM

Troy Erickson AZ Realtor (602) 295-6807

HomeSmart - Chandler, AZ

Your Chandler, Ahwatukee, and East Valley Realtor

Jim & Maria - Maxine really has some funny stuff she says. I will have to share this one with my wife. Thanks for sharing the humor.

Jul 31, 2009 12:27 PM

Marianne Snygg

ERA Herman Group Real Estate - Monument, CO

ABR, ASP, GRI, SFR

Very, very cute! I did literally laugh out loud! Thanks.

Aug 02, 2009 03:35 AM

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