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Humor in the Ranks....as the Absurd Flows

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Real Estate Agent


At times it seems that we are living within a Rubrics Cube!
...moving
...shifting
...turning
a dizzying experience that predictably :
---rearranges limbs
---scatters Brain cells
---unbalances stomach contents
"Click, click, Turn"

On July 23, 2009--From the Dead Sea area reporters state the following:
  .....the Dead Sea is drying up: causing the salt deposits to be exposed to the Elements with the resulting effect that rain water cascades down into the now canyon-like geographical site.  Since Salt dissolves in water 
      this slush flows out of the Centuries Old caverns and viola'--new Caves.  New areas yet to be explored!
      As the Tourist Trade Entrepreneurs gleefully rub their collective hands, it has been discovered that the
      dirth of salt has destabilized the Sea Bed area and has swallowed up tourists, trucks, & tips.
     The reporter repelled down into one of the areas new caves with the visible shifting sands joining his
     descent. so beautiful and so inaccessible. The secret of the Dead Sea lies dormant in the Sand.
     "Click, click, Turn"

Sunday, July 26, 2009--The Detroit Free Press -Sec. F / Real Estate stated:
   ..."Appraisal New guidelines add to market troubles"  by Nicquel Terry
      The article states that ...'under federal rules passed May 1, mortgage brokers can no longer hire their
      own appraisers; outside companies must do the job.
  ...The problem is so prevalent that many closings are delayed and some deals totally collapse...
 ...Bill Garber--director of government and external relations for the Appraisal Institute states
         " Appraisers reflect the market, and sometimes, the markets don't act like we want them to.
      Nonetheless, competent and professional appraisers understand this and develop credible estimates
      of value that ultimately help ensure that lenders loan the proper amount, buyers don't pay too much
      and sellers get a fair price."

 Don't know about you but this causes a painful click & turn of the Cube of Life:
   ....do we NOT have to be licensed in each State, by that State's regulations, as Realtors / Agents?
   ....is there a "Country Wide Real Estate License [ no pun intended with the use of C.W. in title]
  ....the above named Institute is located Where ? 
  ....how in the world can anyone know the particulars of each and every State, much less every County,
    Township, or Village within each State ?

    "Click, click, Turn"

 Wednesday, July 29, 2009--various News outlets reported that the unemployment rate in Detroit is 
  17 %..  I am under the impression or oppression that State Wide we are at 15.2%.  Not really certain
  this is the type of notice that Metro Detroit and Michigan desire.

       
 --Local Channel 7
presented the following:
 ...a local dealership did a "live demonstration on just how the " Clinker's engines are given their
    Just Due Death within a few seconds ...'the engine is now rendered irretrievably useless...'   

   "Click, click, Turn"

    Today, July 30, 2009-- on various News outlets, the stories concerning "Cash for Clunkers" abound
    with horror reports of problems caused by the "Powers who Are"
    .... changing the qualifications of what IS a 'Clunker'; removing 79 cars, BUT adding 80+ more.
    .... sending of letters to those who had one of the '79' removals advising them that ...' you can return
        this car & retrieve your 'clunker' OR pay back the $ 4500. [ or the amount received]

   "Click, click, Turn"

  Capital Media reports today that:
  ....the Dems. on the Hill are faulting the Capital Hill Media for setting the fictitious August Recess
     deadline for Health Reform,  and the GOP for causing the delay. 

   "Click, click Turn"




 Alert! Just reported on Rush's Limbaugh..."some border States have removed the signage that
 indicate one is at the "U.S. Border" : The Reason ? ' Terrorists may come in and ....."

 "CLICK, CLICK, TURN"    


 Hope to meet you on another Click of the Cube ! 
 
 Live, Learn, Love & always remember to LAUGH.

Barb & Sal

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Barb & Sal

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