Seattle Home Inspector has his first Macchiato!

     I know it is weird.

     I know it is even “wrong.”

     I don’t even know what headed me down this strange road of denial and self abrogation. 

     To live in Seattle and to have never had a Latte, Cappuccino, or a Macchiato (even had to look that one up) is indeed a worthy feat----if not a little unbelievable. 

     I think it all started out because:

          1.  I don’t like standing in line. 

          2.  I don’t like loud noises. 

          3.  I don’t like standing in line listening to loud noises.  That pretty much sums it up.  I prefer my caffeine fix straightupblack----no noise----just peace and quiet----while the blood starts to course through my brain again.  An IV drip "Breakfast Blend" in a dark, private, hospital room would also work.

     At any rate I was so excited the other day when the agent at my inspection brought me a Macchiato and I didn’t have to listen to the noise----plus it came with the morning paper (sports section yet)---not sure if I was supposed to read the paper during the inspection or after.

     But as it turned out this Seattle Home Inspector did NOT get to veer from his Road Lattéless Traveled after all----but instead got to stay in his comfortable rut of: 

Black coffee,

Peace,

----and quiet.

     Looks like I have been upstaged by staging again.

Charles Buell

Seattle Home Inspectors, ASHI Home Inspector, Structural Pest Inspector, Charles Buell Inspections Inc, Seattle, WA

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