Subject: Great sayings by police officers.....
>      >      These 16 Police Comments were taken off
>      Actual police car videos around the country:
>
>      #16 "You know,  stop lights don't come any redder
>               than the one you just went through."
>
>      #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new.  They'll
> stretch after you wear them a while."
>
>   # 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your Birth
> certificate a worthless document."
>
>    #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
>    #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second?
>     Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."
>     #11 "You don't know how fast you were going?  I guess that means I can
> write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"
>     #10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't
> think it will help.  Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
>
>     #9 "Warning!  You want a warning?  O.K., I'm warning you not to Do
> that again, or I'll give you another ticket."
>      #8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether You Are
> drunk or not.  Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
>     #7 "Fair?  You want me to be fair?  Listen, fair is a place where You
> go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and Step in Monkey
> crap."
>      #6 "Yeah, we have a quota.  Two more tickets and my wife Gets a
> toaster oven."
>
>      #5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
>
>      #4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"
>      #3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore.  We used to, But now we're
> allowed to write as many tickets as we
> can."
>      #2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal
> Friend of yours.   So you know someone who can post your bail."
>
>             AND THE WINNER IS...
>
>       #1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets?
>              You're right, we don't.  Sign here."  

 

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