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I'm going to sell me a house!!!!

Howdy folks!! Now folks, I'm guessing quite a few of us are having a difficult time selling houses in this declining market. So today, I had to come up with a little motivation for us. I'm a firm believer in positive attitude and making things happen. I have a lot of Sellers depending on me, right now, so just sitting around waiting for business is not an option. So with that in mind, I have prepared this little YouTube to get you going this weekend. Sit back, cut your speakers on and enjoy. I know I did!!!!

Posted by Bryant Tutas Broker/REALTOR(R) Tutas Towne Realty, Inc on 06/08/2007 03:50 PM

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93 Comments on I'm going to sell me a house!!!!

JUN

2007

Reserved Parking For "The Lovely Wife"...TLW...ROAR!

Blog Boy...Okay Mr Happy...

You're driving me crazy with this. If I have to listen to it again I'm going to throw you and that camera in the lake :)

Yes. I know. There is a method to your madness. I stress the word 'madness' here :)

To All...

Do you people see what I have to put up with? He never stops doing this. I swear a bus could run him over and he would still have a very wide smile on his face :)

TLW...ROAR!

Bryant, I have contacts in the music industry here in Austin. They think they can get you and exclusive recoding contract either somewhere in outer Mongolia or inner Siberia!

ROTFL. Good thing you have a day job!!

You are a brave sole - I could never publicly sing like that - thanks for the motivation

BB, I love it! I feel the same way you do and I am going to sell a house this weekend too! I think we should report back on Monday. A positive attitude does help.

Bryant, I like it. How could anyone not buy home from you after that?

No Drinking And YouTubing!!!

Next time, let me write your song....and let TLW sing it:-)

Have a great weekend and sell a house already!!!

I am guessing you may be hoping to sell a house in the next couple of days. Which episode of "America's Got Talent" are you going to be on?

Hah! If you promise not to sing on Monday, I'll promise to work as hard as I can to sell a house this weekend!

Still, I have a smile on my face.

Cr*p, I'm going to be singing that all weekend!! LOL!!

(Little One and I really enjoyed that, thanks!)

... I'm gonna sell a house this weekend, I'm gonna sell a house this weekend!

OK so I have officially lost my mind!!!!! I was driving down the road this morning on the way to take a listing and just started singing. I had to pull over and do the video. I was (am) possessed!!!!

Simon said "What was that?", Randy said "Dog, whats up? Just keeping it real dog, you suck" Paula said, "Just follow your dream Broker Bryant"

Very enterprising. Hopefully, some agents in my area who have no business will see it and catch the spirit.

I'll unplug my speakers now.

My question is answered...why is BB a REALTOR and not a singer? Thanks for clearing that up. JK.

Have a great weekend!

Wow. Just wow. Words escape me. That was amazing. Your enthusiasm is awesome! Your voice...well, that falls into a different catagory. :-)

Hey TLW - was BB drinking & blogging? Isn't that a 'no-no'?

Ok, so BB you said it, so Monday morning we'll all be waiting to see how many homes you sell. I'm going to shoot for 2 myself also :)

Blog Boy...

Randy's right. You Suck :)

Good grief....I think all the dogs in the neighborhood are howling now. You really should put a warning message on there, some sort of a disclaimer.

WARNING: The song is REALLY annoying and will stick in your head

The song choice was good, the delivery was great. Through to the next round. However, next week we want to see the dancing version- on the roof of the house you sold this weekend. Thanks for yet another laugh with you- TLW, you have your hands full...!

Hay Dog you rock, but you would rock even more if you sang : fly'm flonna flell fla flouse flhis fleekend, fly'm flonna flell fla flouse flhis fleekend!

Now let's see that and I'm sure Simmon would come around too!!!! Hay you might even sell a house to Simmon!!!

Brave man = putting a video like this on the web.

Well, you told me that this would be "interesting" but I had no idea. Next time maybe I had break out my guitar and help you liven up things a bit. Let's see what this weekend brings? :)

Derek said that you sounded like a cartoon character. I loved it ... So HERE is my REAL comment.

(I JUST uploaded it, so it may take a few minutes. I will reactivate the link when it loads ...)

(ugh, It is taking too long ... ) BTW, I love your affirmations. Positive affirmations are SUCH an important part of our business.

Broker Bryant - I think we should make an album! You go out and sell a house this weekend!!! I think I should start setting more ambitions goals for myself.

Okay....I rreeellyyy am motivated by that???? Hahahaha. You're so funny...if anything it put me in more of a better mood! I'm gonna have a great weekend....not selling a house but with my hubbie (we hardly ever get a day off together let alone a whole weekend) WooHoo! Thanks for the upbeat attitude ...it's these that keep a good outlook going.

(TLW: I only listened to it once....and that's all I ever will listen to it...shhh...)

Alright ... HERE you go.

Wa ha ha! Mariana was pretty funny with that response too!

Hey BB,

I think you should go by my house and stand outdside and sing that song!!!! Let's see, so far, I have had a feng shui rice blessings and buried a St Joseph statue. Maybe if you just go and sing that silly little song my house will be the one you sell!!!!

Wait....I just had a better idea....maybe you could have Mr Caligal translate it into Spanish for you!!!

Good luck!

RoT FlaT Mariana (rolling on the floor laughing at that)

That is way cool. I think you keep the "blue room" ready for occasions like this :)

Paula...After 25 years of wedlock bliss I so appreciate you letting me know there are worse things than a happy hubby :)

TLW...ROAR!

Marianna, That was AWESOME!!!!!!!!

OK guys maybe I will give you the sequel for Monday. I hope I hope I hope:)

I really do have waaaaaay to much time on my hands.

Blue Room ... Ah! Yes.. the "blue" room. :)

Hi Caligal, Do you ever wonder if your Broker has way to much time on his hands?

Too bad Lawrence Welk is deceased. :)

I've been singing this ALL DAY.

If I sell a house this weekend, will that get the little BB voice out of my head...that darn tune (if you can call it that) just wont go away!

Hi Caligal...Good to see you. Please don't ask him to sing for his dinner. LOL.

To All...

We didn't abandon this post. We lost our power and then we tried to make another video.

It sucked. So ... We'll try again tomorrow because I really want to sing for Mariana.

After all she is the owner of "The Blue Room" that being the case...Maybe she'll give me a job :)

P.S. Will someone please tell Blog Boy we need air cards now that hurricane season is upon us.

TLW...ROAR!

CBB: I hope & pray you sell a dozen houses, so my ears will not again be subjected to such pain. WAIT...if you do sell a dozen houses, you will be encouraged to do this again...and again...and again! Noooooooo!

Jay

Ok between TLW, BB & Mariana the general public will think all real estate agents are crazy....wait maybe we are :)

At least you all have fun :)

FUN...Did Someone Say...FUN :)

Now are some of ya'll implying that I can't sing? Don't make me dig out the old karaoke tapes. You know my market is very very difficult right now and I MUST keep myself motivated and thinking positive. If I have to make an idiot of myself on AR, to do so, then so be it. :)

If this song is stuck in your head the MAYBE just maybe it will help you stay focused this weekend. Then you have to come back and sing for me, Deal?

Marianna, reminds me of the song Henry the 8th - Second verse same as the first! : ) But I give it a 4 it's gotta good beat but you can't dance to it.

BTW BB, I am a drummer in a bagpipe band, maybe we could be your backup band next time? I can guarantee the rest of you that you wouldn't hear Briant!

Pipe band

Well BB, I sure am glad that you are a Broker and not a professional singer. Now go sell those homes! :-)

(I, personally, LIKED BB's song - voice and all. So there.) Now Blog Boy? GO get yer wifey an air card.

Why is this reveler not happy? Oh I know...lousy music!

Your crazy and I love you !!

I'm sooo glad you're doing well with your RE career because I heard Sony just cancelled your record deal! :) Thanks for the motivation. :)

Bryant,

I am warm and fuzzy all over. Thanks for the pep song.

I'm doing pretty good, but would like to do better.

You have a great weekend. I have floor both days.

Fran

I love coming to your posts. I always leave with the biggest smile on my face! :0)

I love this! You Rock!

JUN

2007

I didn't mean to say that I didn't like his voice, I found it tremendously S E X Y......Perhaps he should sing "I'm too sexy for my voice"............. :)

Fran just gave e my next video clip idea:) OK I promise not to make ya'll endure anymore singing. Maybe.

Now that's how its done! Love it! Our sales seem to be picking up BB, gotta keep the faith and the motivation!

Air Cards?? TLW, come on girl, get a full back up generator! You'll need the a/c too!!

Lysa...

I have a generator. But if the power is only going to be out for an hour or so it's not worth the extra work firing that mother up.

I WANT and NEED the air card. Work with me here. LOL.

Blog Boy...Oh. No. I know exactly what's going through your head :)

TLW...ROAR!

That was awesome! Gave me a good idea too! Thanks BB! I hope you DO sell a house this weekend! Maybe two, maybe three...LOL

Ohhhh I see! You mentioned hurricane season and I was thinking over 12 hours w/o power..

BB, get the Air Cards!

Stop by and see my lastest visitors when you get a chance. I was stunned!

Love it and Mariana's response. I do feel motivated. It reminded me of my best friend's father (a multi-millionaire) who when we were in high school told us the secret to his success was waking up each morning and saying into his mirror "I love myself" 10x.

Oh my God! Talk about a Boy with a new TOY!! You must be driving TLW absolutely bazonkers!! You're going to have to change his name to Podcast Boy.

Happy birthday ARDELL!! Want me to sing you a song?

Someone with cajones the size of yours will probably sell a lot of houses. Thank you for the motivation.

Gosh. Can I buy one?

Oh WOW! Now i know why hubby tells me to stop singing! LOL! Hope you sell a house this weekend!

BB,

We need to have a serious talk about this..I think you really need to get your priorities straight:)

Are you that busy? or bored? I think you need to go with Billie to catch a few gators and get your groove back! LOL.

JUN

2007

Oh My Gosh!!! BTO - Bachman Turner Overdrive? NOOOO!! BTO = Bryant Tutas Overdosed!
You better sell a house this weekend....and don't EVER quit your day job!!!!

You are starting to have more fun than one person should be allowed! :-)

Wow. That almost made me get off my lazy butt and work this weekend. Almost. Next time can you waer a suit covered with questionmarks and dance around? That might do it for me.

Rich, Don't do it!!!! Your week is rough enough. I LOVE the Joker. Maybe I'll get me one of those jackets for the NEXT video shoot.

Cheryl, Now we all know I can't really sing. this would make a good audio card though. Hmm.......

Neal, I need serious help.

Brad, I like that BTO and just about right too:)

Suzanne, Well it's Sunday and no doable contracts yet. But it ain't over!!!!

John, They do make walking difficult :)

Ken, I've got one for you. Will that be check or cash?

Starting to have fun? Pha Leeze ... Our life is one long...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN LOL.

Look out American Idol

"I've got one for you. Will that be check or cash?" - What kind of question is that for a MORTGAGE LENDER??? And, hey, do another one, this was nice!

Great post Bryant. You've made the Week in Review!

Awesome, awesome, awesome!!! Now are you going to use this for motivation at the beginning of every weekend? I think you should :)

One has to love YouTube for getting the "instant message"...

...complete with requisite Realtor-phone-in-the-ear thingy.

You're going to have to work on that motivation thing>>> :) Actually, I do wish everyone that I ran into was in a good mood like you seem to be.

BB,

I can't believe that you did that video!

Wait a minute................it's BB! I guess I can!

You're enjoying your new toy entirely too much!

BTW, DID IT WORK?!? (If it did, we may all start singing!)

Lucky :)

Lol, this was hilarious!

JUN

2007

Ok that was hysterical! Mariana's response equally hysterical. It's a snappy little tune. Broker Bryant, I seriously think you ought to buy some TV time. That would make a great commerical!

Keep the day job and maybe you can moonlight at a pub in the next town. LOL

OK guys as soon as I can get YouTube to cooperate I have a follow up to this post. No singing, I promise:) So stay tuned. I have the post ready I'm just waiting on my YouTube link. Can you believe it has thus far taken YouTube over 5 hours and it's still not ready. Has anyone had that problem before?

OK here's the sequel.

I'm going to sell me a house! PART DUEX

I love it! I held an open house yesterday. I got one elderly couple who were totally not interested :(

JUN

2007

Ok, I know I was late for this but it motivated me "to sell a house this week" Well, I wrote an offer last night and picked up my bride from the airport. Off we go... La la la ....

Lisa, I'm just soooooo glad I don't do open houses.

Jay, Wat to go!!! I need to get me one of those deals this week.

Tom, I think I like that little critter.

I love it BB...did you sell one? or two?

JUN

2007

Now that I've picked myself up off the floor... let me just say, that is what I will now hear in my head as I go off to bed. Nice. :)

I Googled "sell a house poinciana fl" today and guess what? This youtube video was the number one result. How cool is that?

OK I just checked it again and it moved down to number 5. That's OK my blog has positions 1 to 3. Actually 7 out of 10 are mine. Yippee!!!

JUN

2007

Broker Bryant, You are a nut! Hey did it work - Did you sell a house or two or three? Ha ha I don't know if I have the "guts" to do a video - but I plan on selling a house or two or three this week! I have one just for someone out there!

YouTube #5 on Google.

JUN

2007

I just found this thanks to Allison.

I wonder too... now that you've put yourself in the mood with that pep talk... how did it work??

I also found this thanks to Allison. Great post...I needed another song stuck in my head other than my kid's Wiggles song, "Fruit Salad". Arrrrgggggghhhh!!!! At least if I do sell a house this weekend, it'll be because of your inspirational song! Thanks!