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Funny Fridays - The Preacher's Son

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An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment.

     He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects.

     1. A Bible.

     2. A silver dollar.

     3. A bottle of whiskey..

     4. And a Playboy magazine.

     'I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself. "When he comes home from school today, I'll see which object he picks up."

     "If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be!"

     "If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too."

     "But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum, and Lord, what a shame that would be."

     "And worst of all if he picks up that magazine he's going to be a skirt-chasing womanizer."

     The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's foot-steps as he entered the house whistling and heading for his room.

     The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table.

     With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them.

     Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink, while he admired the magazine's centerfold.

     "Lord have mercy," the old preacher disgustedly whispered. "He's gonna run for Congress."

 

 

             

                                   Have a GREAT weekend!

 

 

 

 

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Bill Gillhespy
16 Sunview Blvd - Fort Myers Beach, FL
Fort Myers Beach Realtor, Fort Myers Beach Agent - Homes & Condos

Hi Debi,  Funny every time I read this thing !  Perhaps a bit too close to the truth. Have a great Friday !

 

 

Aug 14, 2009 02:50 AM
David M. Childress
Howard Hanna Real Estate Services - Akron, OH
I would love to be your Realtor® in Akron Ohio!

HA Haaaaaaaaa! Thank you for the humor and it is so timely.....which is kinda not funny! lol

Aug 14, 2009 02:50 AM
Debi Boucher
Real Estate Showcase Photography - Woodland Park, CO
"Realtor Showcase" - Real Estate Photography/Virtual Tours

Hi David- Thanks for stopping by - And I'm glad it gave you a good laugh!

Morning Bill - I agree, a bit close to the truth!

Debi

Aug 14, 2009 03:04 AM
Maria Morton
Platinum Realty - Kansas City, MO
Kansas City Real Estate 816-560-3758

LOL! Good one, Debi! Congressmen are a lot like teenagers, aren't they?

Aug 14, 2009 03:13 AM
Craig Rutman
Helping people in transition - Cary, NC
Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor

I don't care what your political bent is, this is funny!

Aug 14, 2009 03:19 AM
Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS
Fathom Realty Washington LLC - Tacoma, WA
South Puget Sound Washington Agent/Broker!

Debi, After careful review, I have decided to run for congress!

Aug 14, 2009 03:20 AM
Debi Boucher
Real Estate Showcase Photography - Woodland Park, CO
"Realtor Showcase" - Real Estate Photography/Virtual Tours

Maria - Apparently so!

Craig - Yep, I couldn't agree more!

Paul- Ah, so you have the qualities of a politician? What issue are you reading? LOL

Debi

Aug 14, 2009 03:25 AM
Sharon Lee
Sharon Lee's Virtual Assistance - Jonesborough, TN
Retired and loving life

Hi Debi-Pretty funny and most likely true which isn't so funny considering they have a certain power in our lives. Thank you for the smile. Have a super weekend. <SMILE>

Aug 14, 2009 04:07 AM
C. Bartch
Newark, OH

Hi Debi, that was soooo funny and so true, I loved it! LMAO@Paul's comment!!!

Aug 14, 2009 04:53 AM
Mary Douglas
United Country Ponderosa Realty, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado - Red Feather Lakes, CO
REALTOR, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado

Hi Debi, Thanks for the chuckle today, "Lord have mercy" !

Aug 14, 2009 06:01 AM
Roy A. Peterson
Domicile Analysis of Texas - El Paso, TX
P.R.E.I.

Debi, that was just hilarious, ROTFLMAO. I missed my calling for congress,dang it.

                                                                  ~Life is Good

Aug 14, 2009 06:37 AM
Debi Boucher
Real Estate Showcase Photography - Woodland Park, CO
"Realtor Showcase" - Real Estate Photography/Virtual Tours

Hi Sharon - Hope you have a great weekend too!

Cynthia - Me too! I'd vote for him!

Hey Mary - Yep, no one else does!!! LOL

Hey there Roy! I was thinking about you yesterday - You've been missed- Welcome back!  Paul's going to run for congress. Maybe it's not too late - you could run on a joint ticket! Well, maybe that's not the right phrase....but you know what I mean! LOL

Debi

Aug 14, 2009 02:24 PM
Sandy Shores FL Realtor®, Melbourne Real Estate
M & M Realty of Brevard Inc. - Melbourne, FL
Brevard County Real Estate, Florida's Space Coast

Hi Debi, Too funny!  I wast trying to imagine what the punch line was as I was reading the joke...and it is so fitting.  Love it!

Aug 15, 2009 04:45 AM
Debi Boucher
Real Estate Showcase Photography - Woodland Park, CO
"Realtor Showcase" - Real Estate Photography/Virtual Tours

Hi Sandy - The punch line surprised me too - that's why I laughed so hard when I first read it!

Debi

Aug 15, 2009 01:57 PM
c m
Colorado Springs, CO

I couldn't tell where this was going, and I agree with you and Craig, I don't care who you voted for either, this is funny!

Aug 15, 2009 03:46 PM
Debi Boucher
Real Estate Showcase Photography - Woodland Park, CO
"Realtor Showcase" - Real Estate Photography/Virtual Tours

Sure is! LOL  :)  :)  :)

Debi

Aug 15, 2009 04:20 PM
Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®
Lewisburg, WV
Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate

Hi Deb, going thru your posts and found this ... oh soooo funny.

Aug 27, 2009 12:33 PM