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Sunday morning chuckle

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Real Estate Sales Representative with A1 Connection Realty, Inc.

I received this in an email this morning from one of my buyers.  He's a 82yr old Navy retiree.  Need I say more?

I've  often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that  you're retired?'  

 Well..I'm fortunate to  have a chemical engineering  background, and one of the things
I enjoy most is  turning beer, wine, Scotch, and margaritas into  urine.

And  I'm pretty damn good at it,  too!!

I do this brought a smile to your face, I know I'm smiling.

 

Comments (10)

Bill Ladewig
LoanOfficerSchool.com - Escondido, CA
Experience Is Your Advantage

Hey Bob, Watta guy he is.  I would like to sit at his feet and learn valued life lessons but that might be dangerous.

Aug 16, 2009 04:48 AM
Konnie Mac McCarthy
MacNificent Properties, LLC - Cobb Island, MD
Broker/Owner - VA & MD "Time To Get A Move On!"

That actually took me a second... Ha.. I get it now.. :)

Aug 16, 2009 04:48 AM
Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!
Red Rock Real Estate (435) 632-9374 - St. George, UT
St. George Utah Area Residential Sales Agent

Ha-ha! Thanks for the chuckle Bob!

Aug 16, 2009 04:48 AM
Steven L. Smith
King of the House Home Inspection, Inc. - Bellingham, WA
Bellingham WA Home Inspector

Bob,

That is a funny line. I got a kick out of it.

Aug 16, 2009 04:58 AM
Susan Haughton
Long and Foster REALTORS (703) 470-4545 - Alexandria, VA
Susan & Mindy Team...Honesty. Integrity. Results.

Good one!  How's life in the sunshine state?

Aug 16, 2009 05:03 AM
Russell Lewis
Realty Austin, Austin Texas Real Estate - Austin, TX
Broker,CLHMS,GRI

Hey Bob, long time...no see! I've been away myself for awhile but it's nice to see you back and giving us all a good laugh!

Aug 16, 2009 10:11 AM
Candice A. Donofrio
Next Wave RE Investments LLC Bullhead City AZ Commercial RE Broker - Fort Mohave, AZ
928-201-4BHC (4242) call/text

HAHAHA! That is talent AND skill!

Aug 16, 2009 12:49 PM
TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc.
Complete Home Inspections, Inc. - Brentwood, TN
Home Inspectons - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.029

Bob, I did not know that you needed a chemical engineering degree to do that? H-m-m-m! I guess that I need to go back to school...

Helping you live your American dream...

Aug 16, 2009 08:42 PM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

I need to ad that to my saying.  I always say that I was never into experimenting with alxohol...I was in full scale research!

Aug 17, 2009 02:13 AM
Heather Chavez
Second Self Virtual Assistance - Caldwell, ID
Real Estate Virtual, Assistant (928) 692-3235

That's great, Bob.  I didn't realize that my husband was a chemical engineer.  He's smarter than we all gave him credit for.  He'll be very happy to hear that.  He also turns tobacco into smoke.  What does that make him? 

Aug 17, 2009 04:53 PM