I received this in an email this morning from one of my buyers.  He's a 82yr old Navy retiree.  Need I say more?

I've  often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that  you're retired?'  

 Well..I'm fortunate to  have a chemical engineering  background, and one of the things
I enjoy most is  turning beer, wine, Scotch, and margaritas into  urine.

And  I'm pretty damn good at it,  too!!

I do this brought a smile to your face, I know I'm smiling.

 

 
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Hey Bob, Watta guy he is.  I would like to sit at his feet and learn valued life lessons but that might be dangerous.

11:48am • #1
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That actually took me a second... Ha.. I get it now.. :)

11:48am • #2
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Bob,

That is a funny line. I got a kick out of it.

11:58am • #4
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Hey Bob, long time...no see! I've been away myself for awhile but it's nice to see you back and giving us all a good laugh!

5:11pm • #6
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HAHAHA! That is talent AND skill!

7:49pm • #7
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Bob, I did not know that you needed a chemical engineering degree to do that? H-m-m-m! I guess that I need to go back to school...

Helping you live your American dream...

3:42am • #8
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I need to ad that to my saying.  I always say that I was never into experimenting with alxohol...I was in full scale research!

9:13am • #9
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That's great, Bob.  I didn't realize that my husband was a chemical engineer.  He's smarter than we all gave him credit for.  He'll be very happy to hear that.  He also turns tobacco into smoke.  What does that make him? 

11:53pm • #10

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