Friday Funny

All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, ' How many of you have
forgiven your enemies? '

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one
small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; ' Are you not willing to forgive your enemies? '

I don't have any. 'She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you? '

'Ninety-eight, 'she replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their
hands.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a
person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world? '

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
congregation, and said,

' I outlived the bitches. '