THE TEST

Take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.  Here are some examples of prior submissions:

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, lasting until you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

4. Bozone: The biological substance surrounding stupid people keeping bright ideas from penetrating.

6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is, like, sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's, like, a serious bummer..

12. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit: The frantic dance you perform just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

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