Unique Gift Request For Father's Day (Uhh Hum... Clearing Throat)....

This year when the kids wonder how the the supply of Old Spice after shave is holding up, or if another south park tie is what the old man really wants for father's day, doing things a little differently.  What I really really want for their appreciation as the dad, is a branch office location on the moon.  Think about it...if you were the first realtor to start peddling property on the moon!  Wow...no pollution, no people...lots of elbow room.  You could start fresh and look at the inventory of unimproved land! If one of my kids ask...lean over and say 'Psssst...think your dad wants the first listing on the moon..."  Wonder where a good place for broker graphics would be on the lunar rover?  Would Lowen sign ship me signs 240,000 miles away without a fuel surcharge? Zoning? What's zoning on the moon? Let me know your email interest and will let you know when we snag that first listing my kids help arrange! Images NASA acourcourcourtesy .NASA!