This is the  FINAL ANSWER to that burning question: How do you stop a telemarketer dead in their tracks?

I have a confession to make:  I hate telemarketers.  I really do.  It’s one reason why I rarely call clients until they appear to be “ready” to act.  There is nothing worse than finding yourself on the phone with someone who is trying to sell you something you don’t want.

Seriously though, agents are generally being stalked by telemarketers.   Agents are independent contractors – we run our own businesses under the banner of our brokerages. That makes us ripe for harassment because the DNC (do not call) list does not apply to us.   New agents are stuned to find themselves  under seige by telemarketers offering  ever more fancy (read expensive) solutions for generating  new business contacts.  When I first got licensed several years back – I felt like someone had put a sign on my forehead “SUCKER HERE!”  For the most part, what they offer is sheer junk.  After all,  if it were any good, they wouldn’t need to hawk it on the phone so aggressively.    Once a telemarketer gets you on the phone, it is almost impossible to get them OFF without hanging up on them.

Another reason for this post:  Well, let’s face it, since real estate agents rank up there with used car salesman – I do get perverse pleasure in making fun of vocation that is held in lower regard than my own!

But I digress!  A friend of mine sent me this link.  This is the ultimate in answer to annoying telemarketing calls! Absolutely HILARIOUS!  I want to thank Karn for sending this to me.  The Ultimate Telemarketer Nightmare.

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7 Comments on The Ultimate Solution to the Pesky Telemarketer Problem…

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OMG Ruthmarie that is hilarious!  I'm still laughing!!  Would that be fun or what to do that to some of these callers.  I get so many freaking calls every day - but my secretary is good at getting rid of them - if I took half of the calls I'd never get any business done.  Some of them get real insistent - crazy!

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Hi Anna,

I wish I could take credit for finding that entry, but I am very grateful to Karen for sending it to me.  It was just too funny.  Can you imagine what the telemarketer at the other end of that call must have been thinking?

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Whoever it came from it's perfect for a good holiday weekend laugh!!   That would be so fun to do something like that LOL

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Ruthmarie,

I had heard it once before...but that stop me from listening to every word again...I don't feel sorry for the telemarketer at all.  Thanks for the laugh.

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This is outstanding!!!!  I've heard it before, but each time I do, I end up laughing til it hurts. 

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Hi Nick and Tom,

I'm getting the feeling that this has made the "rounds."  It deserves to - it does make you laugh until it hurts!

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Pretty good solution to the problem all right.  Thanks for the laugh Ruthmarie.

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