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Are You the Half-Wit?

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Real Estate Agent with Realty Executives

Saw a joke today and it made me think about owning a small business:

A man owned a small ranch near San Angelo , TX . The Texas Dept of Labor claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

"Well," replied the rancher, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every other Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit," says the agent.

"That would be me," replied the rancher...

 

Many clients don't appreciate the fact that we run a small business and that means taking on risks including the risk of no profit/pay. Brian Buffini has a saying (actually I think it might be Joe Niego's saying): run your business like a business and treat it like a job. DO that and you can avoid being the half-wit. . . . .

Li Read
Sea to Sky Premier Properties (Salt Spring) - Salt Spring Island, BC
Caring expertise...knowledge for you!

Such good advice!    Good business practices are essential to success.    Thanks for the laugh, too!

Sep 09, 2009 06:33 AM
Jon Budish
Resident Realty - Fort Collins, CO

Good way to illustrate the meaning of being self employed.

Sep 09, 2009 06:46 AM
Deena Cottingham
GreenApple Staging & Images, Calgary Staging & Photography - Calgary, AB
Home Stager & Photographer

So that's what I am! Somehow I knew that already . . . ;-0

Nov 02, 2009 07:34 AM