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7 Days of Blonde Jokes - Day 7

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Mortgage and Lending with National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro

You asked for it you got it - a seven day series of blonde jokes!

Day 7:

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?

They send me a BLIND policeman."

 :)
Matt

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Andrea Swiedler
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices New England Properties - New Milford, CT
Realtor, Southern Litchfield County CT

Well, I don't blame her for being upset.... :D

Sep 11, 2009 01:39 AM
Jean Hanley
Coldwell Banker Kivett Teeters - Hemet, CA
Specializing in Folks Who Want To Buy/Sell Homes

Ha ha...thanks for the blonde joke.  I won't take offense because my blonde comes from a bottle.  Funny.  We all need to start the day off with a laugh.  Thanks

Sep 11, 2009 01:40 AM
Robert Rauf
CMG Home Loans - Toms River, NJ

Matt, Cant we have a day 8 of blond jokes?? Have a great weekend

Sep 11, 2009 01:41 AM
Charlie Ragonesi
AllMountainRealty.com - Big Canoe, GA
Homes - Big Canoe, Jasper, North Georgia Pros

Like it ans will use it tonight at our weekly after tennis party. Thanks  for the friday funny. Maybe friday should be devoted to funnies

Sep 11, 2009 01:43 AM
Steve Bush
Maxfield Real Estate - Moultonborough, NH
603.455.7428 - NH Lakes Region

Very Funny :)

Sep 11, 2009 01:56 AM
Sasha Miletic - Windsor Real Estate
RE/MAX Preferred Realty Ltd. - Windsor, ON

Hi Matt, Funny post. Thanks for sharing.

Best - Sash

Sep 11, 2009 01:58 AM
Kate Kate
San Diego, CA

Ahhh Matt! That's a really good one. Still laughing, Kate

Sep 11, 2009 03:03 AM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Well finally.  On day 7 a blond joke I haven't heard before.  Thanks Matt.

Sep 11, 2009 03:14 AM
Hannah Williams
HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA
Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

MATT..I don't blame her for crying..imagine sending a blind policeman..I would cry too!  LOL

HELPFULHANNAH

Sep 11, 2009 03:44 AM
Heather Chavez
Second Self Virtual Assistance - Caldwell, ID
Real Estate Virtual, Assistant (928) 692-3235

Oh my gosh, Matt.  This made me literally Laugh Out Loud!  Love it!  I'm gonna share this one with everyone.  Thank you.

Sep 11, 2009 04:57 AM
Jim Frimmer
HomeSmart Realty West - San Diego, CA
Realtor & CDPE, Mission Valley specialist

Now that is what you call a blonde joke. I'd be willing to bet that she has store-bought boobs, too.

Sep 11, 2009 07:35 AM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

Ah Matt, redemption. You saved the best for last.

Sep 11, 2009 08:53 AM
Tom Boos
Sine & Monaghan Realtors, Real Living - Grosse Pointe Farms, MI
Providing the very best of service to Sellers and

Wish I could say these jokes have gotten better in the last week, but this one's another "groaner".  Oh well, you did your best.  Thanks for the past week of chuckles.

Sep 11, 2009 08:56 AM
Matt Listro
National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro - Vernon, CT
Your Credit Repair Expert

To All Who Commented: Thank you for your support!  What would I do without everyone!

:)

Sep 12, 2009 04:46 AM
Sharon & Bruce Walter
Keller Williams Realty Lafayette, IN - Lafayette, IN
West Lafayette homes for sale

Very good!!!  I think blonde jokes are here to stay forever!

 

Sep 12, 2009 05:32 AM
1~Judi Barrett
Integrity Real Estate Services 116 SE AVE N, Idabel, OK 74745 - Idabel, OK
BS Ed, Integrity Real Estate Services -IDABEL OK

This is hilarious.  This is the funniest joke I've heard in a long time!

Sep 13, 2009 04:12 AM
Sheldon Neal
Bergen County, NJ - RE/MAX Real Estate Limited - Maywood, NJ
That British Agent Bergen County NJ

Hahahahah !!!!! Such a blonde comment !! .... I guess the K9 Cop could be viewed that way if you think of it huh !!! LOL !

Sep 14, 2009 10:38 AM