Have you heard about the next, Great American sports phenom ... Roofball?
Don't worry . . . no one else has either.
This "sport" is really pretty lame, and doesn't require much skill. Although, I'm sure the Roofball. enthusiasts will argue that it's a very technical skill, that requires years of training . . . but I doubt it.
The Roofball concept is simple: 1) Throw a rugby onto the roof, near a vent. 2) Score points.
Roofball scoring is as follows:
- Ball goes around the vent pipe = 10 points
- Ball "pings" the vent (hits it) = 5 points
- Ball bonus catch (after it comes off the roof) = 1 point
- Ball "pings" little vent = 5 points
- Ball "over" house = -5 points
- Ball "hits" car (parked in driveway) = -1 point
I discovered Roofball when I was clicking TV channels, and saw this inane (next) Great American pass time. I was amazed that it was even being televised . . . but it was. There's a referee, score keepers, play-by-play analysis . . . and the players. Leagues have formed, and there are CHAMPIONSHIPS each year!
And I sat and watched . . . grown men throwing the rugby ball up on the roof . . . near the air vent . . . for points.
It's very original, and all I can say is . . . it FIGURES it was first played here in Portland.
2008 WORLD CHAMPION ROOFBALL COMPETITION -- OPENING
Read more about made up "sports" in an article by: Anjali Athavaley, The Wall Street Journal 9/28/09 "Making up a sport helps folks regain their Mojo" http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/10139526/Making-up-a-sport-helps-folks-regain-their-Mojo?GT1=39002#
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