Here is a  a funny one sent to me from my friend tony ...............

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot
when they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my
wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.

"The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife
look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue
eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter
top and no bra.  What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours."

   have a great day !!!