A LITTLE TWO YEAR OLD GIRL IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HER MOTHER THINKS SHE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING ON THE TOILET LOOKING AT A BOOK. BUT ABOUT EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO SHE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HER LEFT HAND AND HITS HERSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HER RIGHT HAND. HER MOTHER SAYS: "CASSIE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE.CASSIE SAYS: "I'M FINE, MOMMY.. I JUST HAVEN'T GONE 'DOODY' YET."MOTHER SAYS: "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES. BUT, CASSIE, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?" CASSIE SAYS: "WORKS FOR KETCHUP."
David Home Inspection Service Home Inspector San Bernardino - Los Angeles, CA
I have a little girl 18 months she loves to look at her Elmo book when shes on the potty. Thanks for the laugh.
Sep 18, 2009 03:44 AM
Liz Loadholt- AgentOwned Realty- Covering SC - Mount Pleasant, SC
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Alain Pinel - Oakland, CA
Alameda/Contra Costa Counties CA
Kathy
That was so cute. As Art Linkletter used to say, "kids say the darndest things!"
I also appreciated that this is a nice, clean, family-friendly joke.
Sep 26, 2009 06:06 PM
San Diego, CA
Funny, but now I'm not sure I'll ever use ketchup again without thinking about that. LOL
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