Why struggle with weight loss when I can show you how to lose 5 pounds in 60 seconds? There is only one hitch. You have to sign up. But don't worry it is free and easy as pie.

We all like to put our best face forward but at first it can be dang hard taking a look at our own picture every time we sign onto our ActiveRain blog. It gets easier as time goes by but what if I told you besides ActiveRain's new offer for gaining 1080 points by uploading a new HR profile photo, your picture could lose 5 pounds?

That's right LOSE FIVE POUNDS!

Back to the hitch. The sign-up. I know we all get tired of signing up for things but this is pretty painless because you are going on a picnic errr picnik, I mean. And it's free.

  • Enter user name, email, password and click "Get Started"
  • Upload your new ActiveRain profile picture (browse to where you store images on your computer)
  • Click the "Create" tab
  • Click the "Touch-Up" tab
  • Scroll down the left side until you see [drum roll here please] "Insta-Thin" and click "Apply"

That's right ActiveRain bloggers, you have just lost 5 pounds. Or for those who want a little more meat on their bones, they can put on a few pounds. Don't hate them for it please.

And as Freb said in Gone in Sixty Seconds*,"Hey, man, that was as easy as pie!"

Yours in furthering homeownership (and instant weight loss), Kate Ford

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14 Comments on Gone In 60 Seconds - How to Lose 5 Pounds Easy As Pie

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Too bad it doesn't work on me for real. I'm working those last few off.

10:31am • #1
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Kate, that's funny! I don't want to lose or gain 5 lbs in real life, but it could be fun to see it in a picture. I'll be checking it out.

10:33am • #2
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I tried it when I was cropping my profile picture and found that my face actually looked better with the extra 5 lbs.

My thighs, not so much.

10:38am • #3
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Well Nicholas, at least your parents got your first name right. :) [for those who don't watch movies, Nicholas Cage starred in the 2000 version of Gone In Sixty Seconds] Thanks for commenting, Nicholas. Kate

10:38am • #4
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Jen, the things I think of when I'm up in the middle of the night... But seriously, you don't want to lose OR gain 5 pounds? How very unamerican of you. :)

Julia, That is verrry funny. I may try Insta-Thin on other body parts too. :) :) Kate

10:42am • #5
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Kate, I know, it's terrible. I just don't want another excuse to replace my wardrobe. I would like it if we could magically add muscle tone, in real life without any effort. :) I just went and tried picnik. So, that's where we can put frames around our photos too! I've been trying to figure that out for my blog. On Picknik, we can do wrinkle erase, sunless tanner, airbrush, teeth whitener. Shoot after all that we'll all be ready to be on the cover of Vanity Fair! LOL

11:13am • #6
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Jen, The teeth whitener might put Crest out of business. Maybe Piknic will come up with a muscle booster. Glad you are having fun with it. Kate

11:21am • #7
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Kate,

Do you have anything for wrinkles?

Brian

4:36pm • #8
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Brian, Well, how about teeth whitener? Let me go check my bag of tricks for wrinkles...

6:50pm • #9
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Brian, okay l'm back from checking Picnik. Free provides teeth whiteners, blemish removers and insta-thin. I guess those are the basics for anyone to want to view us.

However Picnik say "for as little as $2.08 a month" we can remove wrinkles, get a sunless tan and an airbrush.

Maybe AR will spring for it we convince them it will beautify their site. :) :)

6:57pm • #10
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Well, I need all the help I can get.  in real or just a pretend look!

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Kate,  I've used Picnik before but never noticed this feature.  That's really good to know.  It is an easier way to lose weight than how I just lost five pounds in the last two weeks - which is because of some extremely difficult clients who have made my stomach turned in knots for days on end. 

9:36am • #13
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Vicki, Ew I hear you. Maybe I could petition Picnik to give us a "Touch-up" to remove gut-knots. :)

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