Sex In The City...  What the Heck Is This?

Sex In The CityWell, that's right, this is about SEX in the oldest city in the nation. Which happens to be in Florida. Which happens to be St. Augustine. And which happens to be a rather decent place... if not for this sex act... in public... in the middle of the day, which is a quiet Sunday at the end of a hot summer.

Or maybe because of it?

And because it is about sex in The Oldest City, be warned.

Watch at your own discretion. And make sure you are 18 years old, or, maybe 21, I am not sure. If you are not sure yourself, consult your attorney. If you do not have one, ask your mom. She may know a thing or two...

How big is love? It's big... Watch for yourself.

If you are interested in sex Real Estate just south of the Oldest City, give me a call at 386-405-4408.

 
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14 Comments on Sex In The City... In The Oldest City That Is

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27
2009
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Jon - About an hour ago I photographed a pair of snakes making out in my back yard. Sex is happening in GA too!
2:21pm • #1
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John - I hope your snakes are the friendly kind. In SC & NC we have some with a nasty attitude. I just built the home last year and already have a black racer calling the side of my garage home. I think he made a meal of all the even more friendly geckos. Had a 2' copperhead crossing the drive last month. When he saw me he decided to chase me back inside- I did go as far as the garage for my shovel. While on the walking path near a retention pond last week I was greeted by a water moccisin. We smiled at each other as she was at least 4 1/2' long and I have been searching for her ever since. My shovel wants to greet her before she has a chance to greet someone's pet or child. I would feel better knowing a gator in the pond had her for lunch as a shovel handle is not long enough for my comfort.
6:51pm • #2
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I knew sex sells, I just couldn't figure out how work it into ActiveRain

 

 

Well Done Sir :0)
7:55pm • #3
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John - I am not particularly surprised. It happens everywhere. I would say it is good, though (LOL)
7:59pm • #4
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John - Looks like you are besieged by snakes. Those in the Zoo were behind the glass and looked cute. But cobra behind the glass also looks cute.

My daughter and my son-in-law live not far from here in a SFH, and they have all kinds of snakes. They never kill them, though
8:04pm • #5
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Daniel - thank you very much. I had the blog written, and then something stopped me. I thought that it could be fun to add some humor. I had a lot of fun making it work, even though it took time to put together
8:07pm • #6
341,053 Points 17 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

This is too funny.  Jon you are a BAD boy.  Joking.  I was reading your other post and ended up here.  And what did your 20 year old guest think of all the goings on???  Was she embarrassed??
9:54pm • #7
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Jenny - I wanted it to be funny, thanks. I actually asked my guest, who is already back in Moscow for a day now
10:08pm • #8
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2009
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Jon, I'm sure she has gone home with wonderful Florida memories. 
10:26pm • #9
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2009
1,210,448 Points 118 Featured Posts Outside Blog Attended Rain Camp Called Shot Master

Jenny - I saw my last comment and wonder whether I fell asleep right there... there is an abrupt stop to the sentence

What was I thinking?

I meant to say that I asked her to write about  what was the most interesting for her. However, she is back, and thereis life, studies, boyfriend, so my expectations are not too high. We will see
12:16am • #10
OCT
01
2009
113,692 Points 1 Featured Post Called Shot Master

Jon - this is hilarious. A really very funny slide show/video. I enjoyed it very much. Sexy video, ha-ha
11:36am • #11
OCT
10
2009
1,210,448 Points 118 Featured Posts Outside Blog Attended Rain Camp Called Shot Master

Vadim - Oops, I missed your comment. Thanks
4:31pm • #12
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11
2009
199,902 Points 16 Featured Posts Called Shot Master
Jon - I finally made it over here... Very very cute and funny! You didn't need to wiki it, you could have called me for all things turtle sex. They ENJOY the heck out of it, apparently. I think that why the dolphins flip them over, cause they get jelous. Between Bonobo Sex (always fascinating, as they use it to ward off wars, arguments et al, and are all making out all the time no matter what gender), which can be seen any day at the Jacksonville Zoo and Gator Farm turtle sex - who needs viagra? :-) Well done!!! John R. - I hate to call out your comment, but killing a black racer is a rather stupid thing to have done. They are territorial and once they move in, will generally protect you from venomous snakes and rodents. They are, indeed, harmless to people though.
10:23am • #13
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Inna - the funniest thing is what is missing from the slide show/video. The male moans so passionately and loud, that it is simply hilarious. By the way, there are two females, not one, so I do not understand what the second gets, if any (LOL)

i tried to find the coundbits for the  moaning on the Internet, but could not. If I could only add it to the  video, it would have been awesome.
1:33pm • #14


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