Yes, it's true. There it was, in my junk folder (how did it end up there?) an email from the Queen of England herself. She wanted to inform me that I have not received my overdue inheritance in the amount of 6.5 million (I'm assuming that's Pounds) because
"you are dealing with imposters in various commercial banks in Africa, thereby being frustrated by several extortion of illegitimate fees and charges..." and that "your local representatives are coniving with these fake bank officials...to transfer your inheritance to a strange account in Canada..."
I was a little shocked by the Queen's poor grammar to tell you the truth, but I'm excited that I'll be receiving an ATM card in the mail that will allow me to withdraw $20,000 daily from any ATM machine in the world.
I"m glad the Queen has got my back. Guess I won't need my real estate career any more.
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