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Blond Jokes

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Mortgage and Lending with National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro

A blonde and her husband are lying in bed
Listening to the next door neighbor's dog.
It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.
The blonde jumps up out of bed and says,
"I've had enough of this".
She goes downstairs.

The blonde finally comes back up to bed
And her husband says "The dog is still barking,
What have you been doing?"

The blonde says,
"I put the dog in our backyard,
let's see how THEY like it!


Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.

Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.

:)
Matt

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Greg Saffell
Tucson, AZ
Real Estate Professional Tucson, Oro Valley AZ

Pretty cute Matt, a nice afternoon laugh. I wonder if it's a true story. Just kidding.

Oct 08, 2009 10:06 AM
Kate Kate
San Diego, CA

Matt, I am a loyal follower of your blonde jokes. I take cover when the red hair/Irish temperament comments start. So it's fun to laugh at the blonde jokes. Loved the dog one. It took me a second to get it. ...end of day. I'm tired. yep, that's it. Kate

Oct 08, 2009 11:14 AM
Stephen Kappre
KW Hometown - Mantua, NJ
Helping You Home

Where do you get these things from!

Oct 08, 2009 02:08 PM
Andrea Swiedler
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices New England Properties - New Milford, CT
Realtor, Southern Litchfield County CT

Matt, OK, well first I laughed, then I thought.... wonder what color MATT'S hair is, LOL. Fess up.

Oct 08, 2009 02:15 PM
Kathleen Frawley
Keller Williams 916 730-4404 Elk Grove, Wilton, Folsom, Sacramento - Wilton, CA
South County Sacramento, 916 730 4404

Love the blond jokes.  You can usually replace "blond" with any nationality and it's still funny.  (Don't tell Kate, it works with "Irish" too!)

Oct 08, 2009 02:55 PM
Shoshana Shay
St. Pete Realty - Treasure Island, FL

I realised that somehow I don't have any blond friends to send these on to... and they are funny anyway :)  BTW, you could also substitute "tenor" for blond and get a laught in classical music circles (!)

Oct 08, 2009 04:05 PM
Shoshana Shay
St. Pete Realty - Treasure Island, FL

I realised that somehow I don't have any blond friends to send these on to... and they are funny anyway :)  BTW, you could also substitute "tenor" for blond and get a laught in classical music circles (!)

Oct 08, 2009 04:07 PM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Oh oh, back to blond jokes again.  I hope you don't get the blond goddesses angry at you.  I did laugh at these though. Very good.

Oct 08, 2009 10:52 PM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

Thanks for the revelation Matt, I was wondering how the neighbor's dog got into our backyard. By the way, what color is your hair?

Oct 09, 2009 02:20 AM
Matt Listro
National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro - Vernon, CT
Your Credit Repair Expert

LOL - My hair is brown with a little salt mixed in!

:)

Oct 09, 2009 03:53 AM
Jim Frimmer
HomeSmart Realty West - San Diego, CA
Realtor & CDPE, Mission Valley specialist

I'm laughing so hard at the dog in the back yard that I'm having to type this comment instead of dictating it.

Oct 12, 2009 11:53 AM