It was unfortunate, but three women died together in an accident and went to heaven.

When they got there, St. Peter said, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don’t step on the ducks!"

duck crossing (sxc)They walk through the pearly gates, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.

It seems almost impossible not to step on a duck.  They do their best to avoid them, but the first woman accidentally steps on one.
 
So along comes St. Peter with a very unattractive man.  

St. Peter chained them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this man!"
 

ducks (sxc)The following day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and sure enough along comes St. Peter.

With him is another extremely unattractive man. As he chains them together he again explains this punishment.
 
Well the third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an extremely unattractive man, is very, very careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks.

But one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on: tall, with beautiful eyes and every muscular. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.


The very happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

The handsome man says, "I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck."

rubber ducks (sxc)

 
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28 Comments on What to Expect in Heaven! (Humor)

OCT
15
287,267 Points 4 Featured Posts Outside Blog

LOL thats funny.

6:51am • #1
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ToulaRosebrock.comHi Laura:

I just knew that was going to be the punchline!!!

Thanks for the laugh this morning.

6:53am • #2
110,730 Points 9 Featured Posts Outside Blog

Heh. There are variations of that but your version is pretty good. 

6:54am • #3
114,260 Points

That was hysterical! Funny way to start the day. Thanks!

6:57am • #4
130,937 Points 1 Featured Post

See- There are two sides to every story! Thanks for the chuckle and have a great day!

Dixie

6:58am • #5
103,450 Points

Wow a nice clean funny joke, what a pleasent surpise. I often  wonder why folks feel the need to get dirtier and dirtier always trying to out do each other. Thanks for brightening my day.

7:04am • #6
179,701 Points 12 Featured Posts Outside Blog

Laura - Thanks for the Thursday chuckle.

7:11am • #7
143,183 Points

Hi Laura, Funny post. Thanks for sharing.

Best - Sash

7:11am • #8
143,183 Points

Hi Laura, Funny post. Thanks for sharing.

Best - Sash

7:11am • #9
113,797 Points Localism Sponsor Outside Blog

Thank you Laura..great way to start the day!! And since it's been raining here for weeks..I will watch for ducks ...

7:15am • #10
170,240 Points Outside Blog Hit Router

I didn't see that ending coming, that's hilarious!

I'll have to tell my wife that one. Of course I will change the genders around with the men going first.

Thanks for the Thursday funny!

7:22am • #11
335,588 Points 19 Featured Posts Outside Blog

So I guess this whole thing works both ways then. That could not have helped her confidence after being so careful all that time.

7:44am • #13
335,588 Points 19 Featured Posts Outside Blog

Bgpic11142008103101_lFeatured in M.A.N.C.R.O.W. CONGRATS!

7:46am • #14
219,231 Points

Very good,  it seems we just never know how the other side views us

shelton

7:54am • #15

Hi Laura,  Thanks that was so funny!  I've got to share that, hope you don't mind.  --Kathy

8:02am • #16
330,515 Points 5 Featured Posts Outside Blog

That is applicable to a lot of Realtors here on AR. . 

Hey I see their pics! :)

8:28am • #17
291,474 Points 4 Featured Posts Localism Sponsor Outside Blog

There must not be any mirrors up there. LOL Thanks for the giggle!

;)

8:58am • #18
200,704 Points 1 Featured Post Outside Blog

LOL  that's sooooooo bad. :)  St. Peter has a wicked sense of humor. :)

 

9:56am • #19
411,699 Points 3 Featured Posts Outside Blog

Laura...No matter how mwny times I hear this one...it alsways brings a smile.  Thanks and have a great day!

12:26pm • #21
5 Featured Posts Outside Blog

Laura - I really enjoyed the chuckle. Maybe we need to watch our step down here too!

12:51pm • #22
Outside Blog

Very funny... But does it mean there is always someone being punished while the other one gets lucky?
At least both of them don't have to watch out for ducks anymore ;D

3:38pm • #23
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Hey that third woman turned out to be pretty nice to Ducks..but I wasn't into the bondage

6:10pm • #24
158,833 Points 9 Featured Posts Outside Blog

LOLOLOL!  Thank you, as always, Laura!

6:34pm • #25
OCT
16
127,857 Points 5 Featured Posts Outside Blog

Don't ugly ducklings turn into Swans?!?  Gee I hope so  . . . especially in Heaven.

VERY cute joke.  Thanks

1:05am • #26
447,864 Points 2 Featured Posts Outside Blog

That was pretty good.  Sad for the careful one, but a good laugh for the rest of us :)

1:28pm • #27
OCT
20
209,909 Points 1 Featured Post Localism Sponsor

Hi Laura: Very funny - thanks for sharing it with us - I needed that today!

:)

5:18pm • #28

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