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Can YOU Handle The Truth?

So yesterday I get an email notifying me that 'The Truth' wants to be friends on MySpace. I was startled, to say the least, because I thought I already knew The Truth.

Maybe not.

truth It's a Zen kind of thing, knowing The Truth is out there... and on MySpace of all places.

I thought I'd found The Truth on ActiveRain a time or two, but it just turned out to be posts from Lenn Harley or Ken Cook - true enough but not The Truth apparently.

I haven't found The Truth on FaceBook or Twitter, although there's some funny stuff on there and I think some of it's true.

truth No Truth on YouTube or LinkedIn or Plaxo.

Certainly no Truth in Sacramento or Washington DC.

There are over 124,000,000 Google hits for The Truth, including one that lays claim to The Truth.com, but they're just an anti-smoking website that runs those edgy commercials. True maybe, but not The Truth.

truth I used to discover what I thought was The Truth with my friend Jack Daniels but I'd always forget it by the next morning - so it may have been an illusory truth, not The Truth after all.

Carlos Castaneda clamed to have found The Truth using mescaline & peyote. I tried that route once and got sicker than a dog and that's The Truth.

truth Since it was just spelled The Truth I don't know if it's The Cosmic Truth or The Truth and nothing but The Truth (so help me God). I suspect that The Truth would have a bolder signature - THE TRUTH - with trumpets and a drumroll when you click the link. I don't know.

I suppose I should just click over there and find out what the hell's going on with The Truth.

But to be honest - I don't know if I can handle The Truth. I'm a little afraid of The Truth.

Will it be The Honest Truth, The Ugly Truth, The Undisputed Truth, The Naked Truth?

Thank heaven it's the weekend - it gives me time to uncover The Truth, deal with The Truth and see if I can twist The Truth to my own purposes.

I'll let you know...

truth

Posted by Gene Wunderlich - Realtor®, Government Affairs Director on 10/17/2009 07:30 PM

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OCT

Very True!

OCT

Gene - maybe it is still at your video store in DVD.....Tom Cruise's NAKED Truth I could handle - Jack's NAKED Truth - probably not.

The REAL TRUTH is that Jimmie Johnson will probably win his 4th NASCAR championship for 2009.

Now that right there is the unvarnished truth.

The truth is I am comment on this post to get my 10 comments in for max points today. That is the Truth.

Hmmm, same reason I wrote the darn thing. Here's yer 10 points.

Gene...I need to re-do THE TRUTH to fit another group that can't find the truth with both hands.

OCT

Lo, those many years ago, I also used to find "The Illusory Truth" but like you, I'd forget it by the next morning.

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truth I used to discover what I thought was The Truth with my friend Jack Daniels but I'd always forget it by the next morning - so it may have been an illusory truth, not The Truth after all.

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