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Monday Blonde Humor

By
Mortgage and Lending with National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro

A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad
Hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it
To a repair shop. Theshop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he
Decided to have some fun.. He told her to go home and blow into the
Tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started
Blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened.. So she blew a little
Harder, and still nothing happened.

Her blonde roommate saw her and asked, 'What are you doing?' The first
Blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the
Tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes and said, 'Uh, like hello!
You need to roll up the windows first.'

:)
Matt

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Sonja Patterson
Keller Williams - BV - College Station, TX
Texas Monthly 5-Star Realtor Recipient for the Hou

My son loves blonde jokes. I will have to tell him this one!! LOL!

Oct 19, 2009 11:37 AM
Michael A. Caruso
Surterre Properties - Laguna Niguel, CA

Those mechanics always trying to take advantage of the blondes. Thanks for the Monday humor.

Oct 19, 2009 11:41 AM
Jane Wallace
HomeSmart Realty - Denver, CO
CRS | SRES, Denver Real Estate

Should I feel Offended...

Oct 19, 2009 11:42 AM
Stephanie Reynolds
Integrity First Financial Group, Inc. - Santee, CA
East County San Diego Homes 619-838-4408

My roomate must have told you this story. Loud mouth.

Oct 19, 2009 11:48 AM
Robert Schwabe
Herron Real Estate - Orange Park, FL
Orange Park Real Estate

Matt - Great little funny for starting off a Monday. I could always use a laugh.

Oct 19, 2009 02:07 PM
Tom Caulfield
First Financial Lending Corp. - Grosse Pointe, MI

Thanks for the Joke.  My wife will really appreciate it!

 

Oct 20, 2009 06:33 AM
Not a real person
San Diego, CA

It can be dangerous getting two blondes together, especially if I'm one of them -- LOL.

Oct 27, 2009 12:04 PM