Not original, but thought that I would share:

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Walter and his wife Ann, listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other. He addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"

Walter leaned over, and with a knowing sense, touched Ann's arm gently and whispered, "Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it, honey?"

And thus began Walter's life of celibacy..........

 
Posted by Mike Saunders on 10/22/2009 08:02 AM   Comments (16)   Humor in the ActiveRain Channel   humor  
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16 Comments on Some Choices in Life We Stumble Into - Some Wednesday Humor

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Ok, I had to think for a minute...good one!

Verlyn
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Brenda would except no less and I know what yeast to buy.

Bill
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I am thinking that is something that I would say and have said.  I am all to familiar with the end result.
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Oh, poor Walter, Ann should give him points for trying anyway.
12:06pm • #4
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Mike, Too funny.  Looks like Walter is in the dog house for a VERY long time :)
12:38pm • #5
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Mike, Mine wife is fond of the King Arthur flour...that's as close to royalty she'll ever get.
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Verlyn - is you middle name Walter?

William - well, that softens it a little bit

Don - I would have said "Favorite Flower? Obviously, the skunk in Bambi"

Jane - I have heard that we husbands are often considered trying

Carole - probably

Steve - but to you put a rose with it?
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Very funny Mike. That is one my husband will love. (except for the life of celibacy;))
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Mike

Thanks for ending my day with a laugh. Will have to pass that one on!
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True so true. LOL, thanks for the humor today. Have a great weekend Mike.
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Trey - glad that you enjoyed it

Terry - you are welcome!

Barb - and I hope he only gets the joke!
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lol
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Very funny!  I asked my husband if he knew my favorite flower and he said "I don't know."  I think that's worse!
3:45pm • #13
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2009
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Yolanda - glad to share a laugh with you

Sharon - oh, oh, I better check on my wife's favorite
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Mike, I can't believe I missed this last week! This guy probably bought her a chainsaw for her birthday too!
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Wanda - or a new vacuum cleaner
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