Not original, but thought that I would share:

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Walter and his wife Ann, listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other. He addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"

Walter leaned over, and with a knowing sense, touched Ann's arm gently and whispered, "Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it, honey?"

And thus began Walter's life of celibacy..........