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May Your Sneezes Be but Breezes, Unavoidable H1N1 tales

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with Homes By Cross, Inc.

Charlotte NC Best Practices Require Everybody to be on their Best Behavior... Note :  How Not to Contact the Swine (H1N1) Flu When Dancing Through Homes..... Tales of the soon to be afflicted.

Remember your hand sanitizer. Use it often.

Wash your hands, again and again.

Keep your hands away from your face.

Human contact at any level must be avoided.

Quit your job.

Dig a hole.

Bury yourself as you know, it is eventual that you will catch it.

It is worse than leprosy. It is worse than anything.(at least that is what the press is telling me)

My advise is:

Never kiss strangers….let them beg… resist the urge.

Sneezers are to be kept at a 6 foot distance (or more)  …. Cooties are for real…Halloween is based on the plague, and never share a cup in a group situation..

On a positive note: Still kiss your wife….the consequences of not kissing her are worse.The Kiss

Bathe – we survivors will appreciate this.

Still brush your teeth….Digital Cameras will document all of this.

Monthy Python was a precursor to where we are now.

And Remember that….. you will still catch the flu.

Star Trek (in the episode of the Borg) remains a classic mantra….

Resistance is futile.

Either dive into the nose shot of immunity, or standby for the consequences .

"Look on the bright side of life" as Monty Python says… It will only be a bump in the road.

Cheers from the un-afflicted…for the present.  Now hit the hand sanitizer. And may your sneezes be but breezes

 

H1N1

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Comments(6)

Martha Brown
Long & Foster Real Estate, Inc., Annapolis MD 21403 - Annapolis, MD
Your Homes Around Annapolis Agent

Claude- Too cute!! I swear this H1N1 has become total craziness. Though I am not taking it lightly I do wish moe people who just think like you. Yes it's serious but lets not forget to laugh. BTW- love the headlock. :0)

Oct 22, 2009 02:40 PM
Claude Cross
Homes By Cross, Inc. - Charlotte, NC
Charlotte NC Homes For Sale

Martha - Fortunately you get my post  and I pray you don't get it (the swine) Stop and behold your own cuteness before the world is consumed by this plague. Cheers from a crumudegon working on a smile

Oct 22, 2009 02:50 PM
Liz Loadholt
Liz Loadholt- AgentOwned Realty- Covering SC - Mount Pleasant, SC
Realtor--Broker-in-charge - Trainer--Relocation Director Covering SC

Claude --- love your post --- very funny.  Did you get the vaccine for this swine flu?   



                                                                               Mama  Liz

Oct 23, 2009 04:42 AM
Claude Cross
Homes By Cross, Inc. - Charlotte, NC
Charlotte NC Homes For Sale

Liz - Supplies are just trickling in and mainly health care workers and young children are getting it. I don't know when it will available to the rest of us. It probably will be available right after I catch it.

Oct 23, 2009 10:56 AM
Todd Clark - Retired
eXp Realty LLC - Tigard, OR
Principle Broker Oregon

They keep saying swine flu, but I've been living with one for awhile now and despite the morning kiss from our pig, I have yet to get sick!

 Todd Clark - www.LivingBeaverton.com

 

Love our pig

Oct 29, 2009 08:23 AM
Claude Cross
Homes By Cross, Inc. - Charlotte, NC
Charlotte NC Homes For Sale

Todd - All swines don't need to be equated with the flu. Had a friend many years ago that had a pot bellied pig. Cool pet and it was when they were new back in the 80's. I lived in Virginia Beach at the time and he would walk his pig on a leash on the boardwalk daily. He was a player so you know his intentions by walking his pig.

I accompanied him on occasion and his reactions were hysterical. People (women) would approach him and ask what kind of pig he had and isn't he cute. My friend would stop, kneel down and cover the pigs ears saying " never call my dog a pig...he's my dog ...he ain't pretty but he's sensitive to pig comments"

This was rather a coy method. Cheers!

Oct 29, 2009 09:53 AM