Charlotte NC Best Practices Require Everybody to be on their Best Behavior... Note : How Not to Contact the Swine (H1N1) Flu When Dancing Through Homes..... Tales of the soon to be afflicted.
Remember your hand sanitizer. Use it often.
Wash your hands, again and again.
Keep your hands away from your face.
Human contact at any level must be avoided.
Quit your job.
Dig a hole.
Bury yourself as you know, it is eventual that you will catch it.
It is worse than leprosy. It is worse than anything.(at least that is what the press is telling me)
My advise is:
Never kiss strangers….let them beg… resist the urge.
Sneezers are to be kept at a 6 foot distance (or more) …. Cooties are for real…Halloween is based on the plague, and never share a cup in a group situation..
On a positive note: Still kiss your wife….the consequences of not kissing her are worse.
Bathe – we survivors will appreciate this.
Still brush your teeth….Digital Cameras will document all of this.
Monthy Python was a precursor to where we are now.
And Remember that….. you will still catch the flu.
Star Trek (in the episode of the Borg) remains a classic mantra….
Resistance is futile.
Either dive into the nose shot of immunity, or standby for the consequences .
"Look on the bright side of life" as Monty Python says… It will only be a bump in the road.
Cheers from the un-afflicted…for the present. Now hit the hand sanitizer. And may your sneezes be but breezes
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